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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 6:15 am
(August 22, 2017 at 6:09 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: (August 22, 2017 at 6:05 am)Sal Wrote: You'll have an easier time proving phlogiston than proving souls existing.
Don't worry bro you'll find out soon enough when you're burning in hell for all eternity.
Oh look, an imaginary rock thrown my way, I better do an imaginary dodge.
I get the same feeling and roll my eyes at these kind of statements when someone says they're gonna pray for me.
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 6:20 am
(August 22, 2017 at 6:08 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: (August 22, 2017 at 6:04 am)chimp3 Wrote: I guess you better get serious about it then. Find the information you need to tell my fortune and save my soul. What makes me tick? What would bring me to Jesus?
Nah man you got it twisted..I'm not helping you with SHIT goofy..
"I am trying to save your souls!" "I am not helping you with shit...."
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 7:32 am
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 7:34 am
(August 22, 2017 at 12:15 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: (August 21, 2017 at 11:46 pm)Losty Wrote: "Sex is of endless fascination"
Well...that bit is accurate
I actually tried to edit my post so you wouldn't be able to read that..but I guess I was too slow..
That may not work with someone who can read edits. Like, for instance, a Mod.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 8:07 am
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:26 pm)Losty Wrote: @A bunch of letters guy, my birthdate is Aug 8 1989, 12:45 pm, in middle eastern Ohio. Tell me my fortune.
I did one earlier for you the results were... surprising:
You are destined to be considered beautiful by many people, especially at Atheist Forums.
Good enough?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Also: shit, I'm 9 years older than Losty? Damn, now I feel old
Hell, you're older even than me. 1981
(August 22, 2017 at 12:00 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: Yeah bro..the door's that way. If you don't vibe with the Astrology bit, you can at least check out some of the other stuff I've posted. Like some of that SEG (Searl Effect Generator) action. That's nerd stuff. You like nerd stuff, right?
Yeah, like anybody with more than two brain cells to rub together would be interested in a perpetual motion machine. Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 8:50 am
(August 22, 2017 at 7:34 am)Cyberman Wrote: (August 22, 2017 at 12:15 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: I actually tried to edit my post so you wouldn't be able to read that..but I guess I was too slow..
That may not work with someone who can read edits. Like, for instance, a Mod.
I technically didn't read the edit. I just responded before he edited. I didn't even know he had edited until he said so.
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 9:46 am
Well, if alphabet guy is still around, try playing this one on your horoscope:
Born 21 December 1978
Location: Birmingham
What does that tell you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 10:01 am
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(August 22, 2017 at 9:46 am)Cyberman Wrote: Well, if alphabet guy is still around, try playing this one on your horoscope:
Born 21 December 1978
Location: Birmingham
What does that tell you?
Sorry man, I was sleeping..but hey give me your birth time and we'll see what's up..
Also, sorry to anyone I might have been rude to last night. (Was not feeling good)
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(August 22, 2017 at 6:15 am)Sal Wrote: (August 22, 2017 at 6:09 am)IAOALGIV Wrote: Don't worry bro you'll find out soon enough when you're burning in hell for all eternity.
Oh look, an imaginary rock thrown my way, I better do an imaginary dodge.
I get the same feeling and roll my eyes at these kind of statements when someone says they're gonna pray for me.
That's not even clever, non-descript gender humanoid
But say what you will..I can't prove that your souls exist or even Jesus exists for that matter..that's the hex that's been pulled over your eyes..
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 10:33 am
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So, if someone other than Losty does the deed, does she get to keep the head?  Or will another collector rise to compete? Inquiring minds want to know!
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RE: END TIMES COMPENDIUM
August 22, 2017 at 10:34 am
(August 22, 2017 at 10:33 am)Fireball Wrote: So, if someone other than Losty does the deed, does she get to keep the head? Or will another collector rise to compete? Inquiring minds want to know!
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This new chew toy is actually kind of funny!
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