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C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 10:44 am
They are not safe.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
Quote:Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date
Quote:A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 10:48 am
Wow... that's gotta be a pretty shitty situation to be in.
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 10:49 am
Lol, I've had weirder dates.
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 10:49 am
How'd you like to explain it to a reporter?
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 10:56 am
(This post was last modified: September 6, 2017 at 11:03 am by Anomalocaris.)
A woman on a date is clearly more likely to get laid if she fishes poo out of a non-flushing toilet and throws it out of a window, and then dives in after it, than if she left the unflushed poo in a non-flushing toilet and suggests the services of a plumber.
British dating convention offers perverse incentives, I tell you....
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 11:00 am
Quote:A woman on a date is clearly more likely to get laid if she fishes poo out of a non-flushing toilet and throw it out of a window, and then dive in after it, than if she left the unflushed poo in a non-flushing toilet and suggested the services of a plumber inhales and exhales on a more or less regular basis.
FTFY. Men have low standards.
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 11:04 am
(September 6, 2017 at 11:00 am)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:A woman on a date is clearly more likely to get laid if she fishes poo out of a non-flushing toilet and throw it out of a window, and then dive in after it, than if she left the unflushed poo in a non-flushing toilet and suggested the services of a plumber inhales and exhales on a more or less regular basis.
FTFY. SOME Men have low standards.
F TFY
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 11:06 am
(September 6, 2017 at 11:00 am)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:A woman on a date is clearly more likely to get laid if she fishes poo out of a non-flushing toilet and throw it out of a window, and then dive in after it, than if she left the unflushed poo in a non-flushing toilet and suggested the services of a plumber inhales and exhales on a more or less regular basis.
FTFY. Men have low standards.
Indeed, beggars can't be choosers.
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 11:08 am
(September 6, 2017 at 11:06 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Indeed, beggars can't be choosers.
Sure they can. They just won't get laid as often.
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RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 11:16 am
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(September 6, 2017 at 11:08 am)Nymphadora Wrote: (September 6, 2017 at 11:06 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Indeed, beggars can't be choosers.
Sure they can. They just won't get laid as often.
And their bathroom windows remain cleaner.
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