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C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
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Wow... that's gotta be a pretty shitty situation to be in.
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Lol, I've had weirder dates.
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How'd you like to explain it to a reporter?
 RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 10:56 am
(This post was last modified: September 6, 2017 at 11:03 am by Anomalocaris.)
A woman on a date is clearly more likely to get laid if she fishes poo out of a non-flushing toilet and throws it out of a window, and then dives in after it, than if she left the unflushed poo in a non-flushing toilet and suggests the services of a plumber.
British dating convention offers perverse incentives, I tell you.... Quote:A woman on a date is clearly more likely to get laid if she fishes poo out of a non-flushing toilet and throw it out of a window, and then dive in after it, than if she left the unflushed poo in a non-flushing toilet and suggested the services of a plumber inhales and exhales on a more or less regular basis. (September 6, 2017 at 11:00 am)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:A woman on a date is clearly more likely to get laid if she fishes poo out of a non-flushing toilet and throw it out of a window, and then dive in after it, than if she left the unflushed poo in a non-flushing toilet and suggested the services of a plumber inhales and exhales on a more or less regular basis. FTFY Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
(September 6, 2017 at 11:00 am)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:A woman on a date is clearly more likely to get laid if she fishes poo out of a non-flushing toilet and throw it out of a window, and then dive in after it, than if she left the unflushed poo in a non-flushing toilet and suggested the services of a plumber inhales and exhales on a more or less regular basis. Indeed, beggars can't be choosers. (September 6, 2017 at 11:06 am)Anomalocaris Wrote: Indeed, beggars can't be choosers. Sure they can. They just won't get laid as often. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
RE: C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!
September 6, 2017 at 11:16 am
(This post was last modified: September 6, 2017 at 11:17 am by Anomalocaris.)
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