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Athiest with children?
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Not jealous... not jealous...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
What the hell is an "Athiest" anyway? Someone athier than average?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Athiest with children?
October 9, 2017 at 3:21 pm
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2017 at 3:24 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(October 9, 2017 at 8:53 am)Jehanne Wrote: We couldn't stop having SEX! I admit that #2 (out of 5) was unplanned. IKR? If the wife hadn't had the tubes tied we'd have had 3 more kids by now. LOL< thinking back, when we met, one of the first things she told me was how she wanted to have eight kids.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Sam wanted to have seven. I just wanted kids.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (October 9, 2017 at 3:21 pm)Khemikal Wrote:(October 9, 2017 at 8:53 am)Jehanne Wrote: We couldn't stop having SEX! I admit that #2 (out of 5) was unplanned. Whoever the script writers were for "8 is Enough" likely never had kids, at least until they were done with that show. I felt like my head was going to implode after #5. Fortunately, 2 have moved out, and while I love them so very dearly, I do have more free time, for me. It sounds selfish (and, it probably is), but I am looking forward to spending more time with my wife and having more time for work (more money) and hobbies (with more money to spend). 
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I messed up greatly and jumped the gun on staff protocol. Should've waited for more of my peers to weigh in, but I confused this member with another, believing we had votes to a ban. That is why his second account wasn't banned.
I apologize to the membership at large and my fellow staff members. (October 9, 2017 at 3:31 pm)Jehanne Wrote: Whoever the script writers were for "8 is Enough" likely never had kids, at least until they were done with that show. I felt like my head was going to implode after #5. Fortunately, 2 have moved out, and while I love them so very dearly, I do have more free time, for me. It sounds selfish (and, it probably is), but I am looking forward to spending more time with my wife and having more time for work (more money) and hobbies (with more money to spend). Having free time sounds great. I'd settle for being able to take a dump without spectators.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Still not found CL's poopcam, then?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (October 8, 2017 at 4:21 pm)Jesus Cristo Wrote:(October 8, 2017 at 4:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: First up, why are you lying about atheists? You know about as much of atheism as you know how to spell it.
"The last superstition of the human mind is the superstition that religion in itself is a good thing." - Samuel Porter Putnam
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