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Your favourite urban legend?
#11
RE: Your favourite urban legend?
We hicks tried to dump them off in your cities years ago, they just came back.
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#12
RE: Your favourite urban legend?
(August 18, 2011 at 5:34 pm)Rhythm Wrote: We hicks tried to dump them off in your cities years ago, they just came back.

That's cuz we don't want them either.

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#13
RE: Your favourite urban legend?
I once saw a bloke actually light a fart. Blue flame and second degree burns..


Fair dinkum,haven't laughed so hard since Ma got tits caught in't mangle (Brits should get it)
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#14
RE: Your favourite urban legend?
(August 18, 2011 at 9:19 pm)padraic Wrote: Fair dinkum,haven't laughed so hard since Ma got tits caught in't mangle (Brits should get it)

Nope.

Urban legends make me dismayed at the shit people will believe.
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