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Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
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Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
December 31, 2017 at 3:16 pm
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RE: Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
December 31, 2017 at 3:18 pm
That's great!
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December 31, 2017 at 3:21 pm (This post was last modified: December 31, 2017 at 3:21 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
WTF Boru I never permitted you to post photos of my penis on open forum! I'm absolutely reporting you to the Staff for that! That's privacy violation!

(I'm totally not too massive but I should probably see a doctor about the glowing).
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December 31, 2017 at 3:26 pm
Radiation?
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December 31, 2017 at 3:59 pm (This post was last modified: December 31, 2017 at 4:00 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Yeah. I guess my balls sit too close to my laptop battery way too often.

But it's the best way to enjoy porn!
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December 31, 2017 at 4:31 pm
I think this just ruined palm trees for me.
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RE: Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
December 31, 2017 at 6:46 pm
(December 31, 2017 at 4:31 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I think this just ruined palm trees for me.

Not to mention Christmas lights.

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December 31, 2017 at 6:57 pm
Them are some happy trees --

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December 31, 2017 at 6:59 pm
HA!

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RE: Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
December 31, 2017 at 9:56 pm
I didn't get it at first. I've lived most of my adult life in the tropics, Florida and the Phoenix area of Arizona - places where there are palm trees.

I never saw them lit in quite that way though. Hilarious.

It would be great if those trees were in a Florida church.
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