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Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees

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Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
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RE: Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
December 31, 2017 at 11:51 pm
That's a pretty funnypicture.Myson says he thinks it ws done on purpose.
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RE: Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
January 1, 2018 at 7:13 am (This post was last modified: January 1, 2018 at 7:13 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
(December 31, 2017 at 3:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: https://i.redd.it/suylocd928301.jpg

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Is it because they look like mushrooms releasing spores? Wink
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RE: Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
January 1, 2018 at 9:41 am
Spewing Good Cheer!
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RE: Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
January 1, 2018 at 9:44 am
(January 1, 2018 at 7:13 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(December 31, 2017 at 3:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: https://i.redd.it/suylocd928301.jpg

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Is it because they look like mushrooms releasing spores? Wink

That's it exactly.  We can have the celebrations of the birth of our Lord and Saviour denigrated by representations of lewd and lascivious fungi sporating in public.  I mean, think of the children...

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RE: Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
January 1, 2018 at 10:41 am
(December 31, 2017 at 11:51 pm)Fireball Wrote: That's a pretty funnypicture.Myson says he thinks it ws done on purpose.

Looks like my pain meds ran out, there. Blush
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RE: Why You Should Never Put Christmas Lights On Palm Trees
January 1, 2018 at 11:01 pm
Tee hee!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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