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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Don't even try to horn in on the free shwag Cinjin. It'll get Catholic/Protestant up in here. Sheleighly law sir?
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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 2:51 pm
(August 29, 2011 at 2:44 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I'll give you that, I can't pull off a miniskirt as well as you. My shag rug would form a sort of wire lace fringe at the hem.
Dont worry, I'll try dressing as a man for the drag event later this year. I'm sure I can't do that as well as you 
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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Dressing as a man is always fun...oh wait...
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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 2:52 pm
Hell, you're assuming I can even dress myself. I think a great deal of anecdotal evidence points to the contrary. This is why I run around the house swinging richard 90% of the time.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 2:54 pm
I would like to think that you can't dress yourself...it just makes my image of you more amusing.
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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 3:02 pm
(August 29, 2011 at 2:52 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Hell, you're assuming I can even dress myself. I think a great deal of anecdotal evidence points to the contrary. This is why I run around the house swinging richard 90% of the time.
Dude.. that's the thing: you can dress like a man by being bloody naked 
I can't compete with that... I'm much too cute disrobed for it to work.
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August 29, 2011 at 3:04 pm
That is the beauty of being male, you can like like one nude.
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August 29, 2011 at 3:06 pm
(August 29, 2011 at 3:04 pm)frankiej Wrote: That is the beauty of being male, you can like like one nude.
Fuck, I'm "male" and I look like I'm an A-cup with a flesh-colroed strap-on dildo when nude.
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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 3:07 pm
You should get a man suit
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RE: King of the hill thread, win a prize.
August 29, 2011 at 3:10 pm
(August 29, 2011 at 3:07 pm)frankiej Wrote: You should get a man suit
I could have a russian-man suit 
Holy... i must do this immediately.
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