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The Innocence of Children.
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
August 30, 2011 at 9:57 am
I hope when I have kids I have a son. That way I talk about sex with him and brag about it instead of forbidding it with a girl.
If I die and god is real, im so screwed.
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
August 30, 2011 at 9:57 am (This post was last modified: August 30, 2011 at 9:58 am by The Grand Nudger.)
She hasn't been yet. I'm already bragging about it with my son and he's 4 months old. The first real piece of knowledge he'll ever be able to communicate is how he came from my sack....son.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
August 30, 2011 at 9:58 am
(August 30, 2011 at 9:57 am)searchingforanswers Wrote: I hope when I have kids I have a son. That way I talk about sex with him and brag about it instead of forbidding it with a girl.

Just be honest with him SFA... easy Levitate Worked with my boy (and Daddy wasn't always there)
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
August 30, 2011 at 10:13 am
(August 30, 2011 at 9:00 am)Rhythm Wrote: Wait a minute, your sons name is Ronan? Epic, my sons name is Ronan.

You're shitting me?! Nice! Great minds ...


What's your son's middle name?
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
August 30, 2011 at 10:17 am (This post was last modified: August 30, 2011 at 10:32 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Allen....Roll if off the tongue, Ronan Allen. The boy is Allen, the girls are Elizabeth (gotta throw my wifes family a bone or she'll stop sleeping with me). We're calling him Big Al at the moment.
I'm thinking Cu Roi Mac, or Dairmud Mac for the next son. Screw the in laws. I've been following a pattern, the first gets the cutesy name, the second the aggressive one.

Allannah -> Morrigan

Ronan -> Cu Roi or Dairmud
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
August 30, 2011 at 10:40 am
(August 30, 2011 at 10:17 am)Rhythm Wrote: Allen....Roll if off the tongue, Ronan Allen. The boy is Allen, the girls are Elizabeth (gotta throw my wifes family a bone or she'll stop sleeping with me). We're calling him Big Al at the moment.
I'm thinking Cu Roi Mac, or Dairmud Mac for the next son. Screw the in laws. I've been following a pattern, the first gets the cutesy name, the second the aggressive one.

Allannah -> Morrigan

Ronan -> Cu Roi or Dairmud

I only have one child - Ronan Jack. Liked his name so much, I had it tattooed on my arm. Some people think it has something to do with my natural predilection to whiskey, but no.

If I had another one, I'd probably name him Wolfgang.
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
August 30, 2011 at 10:44 am
See, I can't speak in the hypotheticals "if I had another". I have to keep an eye out for good names at all times. Ronan came down to the wire and I don't want a repeat of that stress the next time I'm in the delivery ward. I need one more solid girls name, and 2 more solid boys names. If I get a different mix somebodies gonna get the shaft of an off-gender name..lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
August 30, 2011 at 2:27 pm
So it sounds like you fathers are very protective of your daughters... what are you gonna do when guys start stuffing them with meat?
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
August 30, 2011 at 2:31 pm (This post was last modified: August 30, 2011 at 2:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'll fucking kill you. I dug the holes the nights they were born. No, honestly, if he's cool, I'll be relieved. You know it pretty much sucks to be outnumbered by women in any family. So we'll have a beer, smoke a joint, and then I'll kill him and dump him in a decades old grave.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
August 30, 2011 at 2:37 pm
(August 30, 2011 at 2:31 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I'll fucking kill you. I dug the holes the nights they were born. No, honestly, if he's cool, I'll be relieved. You know it pretty much sucks to be outnumbered by women in any family. So we'll have a beer, smoke a joint, and then I'll kill him and dump him in a decades old grave.

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