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Best Geek Joke
September 1, 2011 at 9:42 am
I just heard this one; it tops them all for me.

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RE: Best Geek Joke
September 1, 2011 at 9:48 am (This post was last modified: September 1, 2011 at 10:04 am by frankiej.)
Hah. I chortled.
I heard one years ago while I was at school, it is kind of shit.

There are 10 types of people:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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RE: Best Geek Joke
September 1, 2011 at 9:58 am
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Denial.
Denial wh..
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A DNS packet walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Can I have a beer?", "Sorry, I don't know beer, ask the next bartender" he replies.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar, "Can I have a drink?" he shouts, "Yes, you can have Heinekin" the bartender replies, "I don't want Heinekin, I want Carona!" - The bartender gives him a menacing look "Take the Heinekin or get the fuck out of my bar!"
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RE: Best Geek Joke
September 1, 2011 at 10:03 am
I'll add a few of my favourite computer science ones.

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't."

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary, those who don't, and those who know that this is secretly a trinary joke."

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors.

Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
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RE: Best Geek Joke
September 1, 2011 at 10:07 am
So this Oxygen atom and these two Hydrogen atoms are hanging out together forming a molecule of water.

Then the Oxygen atom says, "hey, I think you two each took one of my electrons".

The two Hydrogen atoms look back at him and ask, "Are you positive?"
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RE: Best Geek Joke
September 1, 2011 at 10:15 am
D-P... there should be a *graon buttoon* for a joke like that


*but secretly loled Smile
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RE: Best Geek Joke
September 1, 2011 at 11:07 am
Can you count binary on your fingers? I'm giving you a 4.
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RE: Best Geek Joke
September 1, 2011 at 11:24 am
(September 1, 2011 at 11:07 am)leo-rcc Wrote: Can you count binary on your fingers? I'm giving you a 4.
I'm English, so 6 you!
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RE: Best Geek Joke
September 1, 2011 at 11:46 am
With exception to DP's post - I didn't understand a damn word of what any of you posted!





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RE: Best Geek Joke
September 1, 2011 at 11:49 am
Ain't nothing wrong with being a musician and understanding it... I do just fine.
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