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RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 7:33 pm
Endorsed by the man himself!

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RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 7:37 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 7:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Endorsed by the man himself!

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One my phone I have a meme of an en empty cross with a figure fleeing into the distance. It advertises a type of nail gun.

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#33
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 7:38 pm
Probably made in Bangladesh.
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 8:54 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 6:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Use 3.  You want to be sure.

Triclavianism is heresy. Jeebus was nailed up with FOUR nails. Quadraclavinism FTW.
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 8:57 pm (This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 8:58 pm by The Industrial Atheist.)
My days of relatively harmless and low level sins are over.

Many "Gee Golly's" will be uttered.

There will be much blueballs and retracted glances.
I will switch to the contradiction in terms "Christian Industrial Music"
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 9:51 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: My days of relatively harmless and low level sins are over.

Many "Gee Golly's" will be uttered.

There will be much blueballs and retracted glances.
I will switch to the contradiction in terms "Christian Industrial Music"

Rolleyes  It's "Golly Gee!". Can't you keep your consarned invective straight? Gosh!
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 10:07 pm
Hey guys, if you're going to use so much foul language maybe you should go hang out in the Satan thread.
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 10:38 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 10:07 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Hey guys, if you're going to use so much foul language maybe you should go hang out in the Satan thread.

No!

Satan thread is evil. Well, bad.

Gosh darn it!

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RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 10:40 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 10:07 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Hey guys, if you're going to use so much foul language maybe you should go hang out in the Santa thread.

Cleaned that up for you. Tongue
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RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 10:59 pm
Protip: Santa is Satan.



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