Endorsed by the man himself!
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(March 20, 2018 at 7:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Endorsed by the man himself! One my phone I have a meme of an en empty cross with a figure fleeing into the distance. It advertises a type of nail gun. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Probably made in Bangladesh.
(March 20, 2018 at 6:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Use 3. You want to be sure. Triclavianism is heresy. Jeebus was nailed up with FOUR nails. Quadraclavinism FTW.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 8:57 pm
(This post was last modified: March 20, 2018 at 8:58 pm by The Industrial Atheist.)
My days of relatively harmless and low level sins are over.
Many "Gee Golly's" will be uttered. There will be much blueballs and retracted glances. I will switch to the contradiction in terms "Christian Industrial Music" (March 20, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: My days of relatively harmless and low level sins are over. It's "Golly Gee!". Can't you keep your consarned invective straight? Gosh!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Hey guys, if you're going to use so much foul language maybe you should go hang out in the Satan thread.
(March 20, 2018 at 10:07 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Hey guys, if you're going to use so much foul language maybe you should go hang out in the Satan thread. No! Satan thread is evil. Well, bad. Gosh darn it! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (March 20, 2018 at 10:07 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Hey guys, if you're going to use so much foul language maybe you should go hang out in the Santa thread. Cleaned that up for you.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Protip: Santa is Satan.
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