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My anaconda don't want none...

Poll: A woman's hips should be...
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Narrower than her shoulders
9.09%
 1 9.09%
About the same width as her shoulders
54.55%
 6 54.55%
Wider than her shoulders
36.36%
 4 36.36%
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My anaconda don't want none...
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 16, 2018 at 2:12 pm
(April 15, 2018 at 4:15 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(April 14, 2018 at 2:07 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I don't believe you. Angel

Here's a screen shot of a conversation between my husband and I earlier today:

[Image: 28fswu.jpg]

And there you have it ladies and gentlemen, the dictionary definition of "too much information".



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 16, 2018 at 8:35 pm (This post was last modified: April 16, 2018 at 8:40 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Big butts make the best slappability, fuckability, jerkofftoability, slideupanddownthebuttcrackability and buttplugshoveintoability, so I pick option 3.
(April 13, 2018 at 8:36 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 7:24 am)alpha male Wrote: ...unless you've got BUNS, hon.

I lick big butts and I cannot lie.

Even white boys got to shout...BABY GOT BACK!

Do you? Seriously? Analingus?

Fuck I forgot that one. That one I have enjoyed with all two of my former offline sexual partners Big Grin Yummy. Lickability!
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#93
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 16, 2018 at 8:40 pm
We are still outside of Area69 ! Amazing!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#94
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 16, 2018 at 8:43 pm
No fair you started it.
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 16, 2018 at 8:48 pm
(April 16, 2018 at 8:43 pm)Hammy Wrote: No fair you started it.

Moi?
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 16, 2018 at 9:36 pm
I am not ashamed
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#97
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 17, 2018 at 9:42 am
What even is this thing called "shame" that you speak of? Tongue
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 17, 2018 at 10:16 am
(April 17, 2018 at 9:42 am)Hammy Wrote: What even is this thing called "shame" that you speak of? Tongue

The lead role in the eponymous western movie?
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 17, 2018 at 10:21 am
Poop proudly! (As long as it's not in public)
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RE: My anaconda don't want none...
April 17, 2018 at 10:44 am
(April 16, 2018 at 9:36 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I am not ashamed

You will be when you accidentally post it to the family Instagram or whatever it is you use...
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