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Poll: A woman's hips should be...
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Narrower than her shoulders
9.09%
1 9.09%
About the same width as her shoulders
54.55%
6 54.55%
Wider than her shoulders
36.36%
4 36.36%
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My anaconda don't want none...
#1
My anaconda don't want none...
...unless you've got BUNS, hon.

I lick big butts and I cannot lie.

Even white boys got to shout...BABY GOT BACK!
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#2
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
The sexual objectification is strong here.
I believe in life before death.
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#3
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
Where's the option for connected to the top of the legs and bottom of the torso?
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#4
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
She aint fat yall!
(just a lil thick)
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#5
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
(April 13, 2018 at 7:24 am)alpha male Wrote: ...unless you've got BUNS, hon.

I lick big butts and I cannot lie.

Even white boys got to shout...BABY GOT BACK!

Do you? Seriously? Analingus?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#6
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
Not a typo... tossed some salad last night...  Tongue
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#7
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
LOL nice buns are good but I'm somewhat versatile. Sometimes small ones are nice and sometimes big ones. Or average sized buns. Sometimes it has nothing to do with the butt.
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#8
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
What about his butt?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#9
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
(April 13, 2018 at 9:05 am)Lutrinae Wrote: What about his butt?

Start your own poll...

(April 13, 2018 at 9:01 am)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: LOL nice buns are good but I'm somewhat versatile. Sometimes small ones are nice and sometimes big ones. Or average sized buns. Sometimes it has nothing to do with the butt.

My theory is that you can't bury your face in her ass if she doesn't have enough ass to bury your face in.
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#10
RE: My anaconda don't want none...
(April 13, 2018 at 9:07 am)alpha male Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 9:05 am)Lutrinae Wrote: What about his butt?

Start your own poll...

(April 13, 2018 at 9:01 am)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: LOL nice buns are good but I'm somewhat versatile. Sometimes small ones are nice and sometimes big ones. Or average sized buns. Sometimes it has nothing to do with the butt.

My theory is that you can't bury your face in her ass if she doesn't have enough ass to bury your face in.
We are talking squirrel size butts, right?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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