I looked up "tamales". Interesting...
Jeff, is the gf atheist or ignostic?
Jeff, is the gf atheist or ignostic?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
joke time
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I looked up "tamales". Interesting...
Jeff, is the gf atheist or ignostic?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Volkswagen has come out with a new model for those who suffer from constipation.
Yep, it is called "Farfrompoopen" (May 2, 2018 at 3:22 am)ignoramus Wrote: I looked up "tamales". Interesting...Neither, she's a christian who is really sarcastic and a little bit offensive at times. She's also really tired of Jehovah's Witnesses, because they hang out at the bus stops and ambush people with pamphlets and info on how to get saved. RE: joke time
May 2, 2018 at 6:59 pm
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A vampire jumps out of some bushes and attacks a man on the night of the full moon.
"I will be drinking your blood!" say the vampire. "Tonight you die by the light of the moon!" "Actually," replies Professor Snot, "The moon produces no light of its own. What we see is reflected sunlight." The vampire stops, looks at the moon for a moment, pondering, then bursts into flame." Science. It saves lives! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Ok, so today at the cashier, at the grocery store, the credit card machine display said "Press or cancel"
Ok, so are they saying unless I am a journalist I cant shop there?
'I before E, Except After C'
Unless, of course, you happen to be an atheist seismologist with a weird, foreign neighbour called Keith who received eight beige sleighs (with reindeer) in Leicester from feisty scientific caffeinated weightlifters. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Q. What's the difference between Mountain Dew and regular dew?
A. Mountain dew comes from a mountain goat. Quote:Walk With Me While I Age RE: joke time
May 4, 2018 at 7:41 pm
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
If you are making an innuendo about anal sex is "innuendo" an innuendo?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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