Drunk posting here I was. Better now.
I believe in life before death.
Random Thoughts
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Drunk posting here I was. Better now.
I believe in life before death.
Going to bed.
RE: Random Thoughts
May 17, 2018 at 2:52 am
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2018 at 2:52 am by ignoramus.)
Iggy is very nervous!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Would you drink straight from The cow if she gave vanilla ice cream, rather than milk?
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. -
I might masturbate later today.
Who was the first person to learn to milk a cow, and what did they think they were doing?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Going jogging, will contemplate all sorts of things or just mindlessly listen to music while torturing my body. Most likely the latter.
Just got back from a productive jog.
Saw a fellow runner again. The first time I saw him, he was with his wife I think, I was entering the park while he was leaving the park. It's basically a 1.5 mile jog from my apartment to the park. Today, I saw him again, but this time we both left the park at the same time. He's a spry older man, long white hair, not as long as mine, tied up in a ponytail and a lovely beard that I could probably never grow even if I lived to as old as Noah. He can jog quite well for his age, which I would place anywhere between 50-70 (sometimes I'm not good with determining age). Today, I thought he was following me. His jogging style, which I've seen before, consists of short, fast sprints with moments of rest/walking in between. My jogging style, until I can improve my endurance, currently consists of a slower paced long distance running with occasional rests of walking in between. My endurance is slowly improving. When I can run the distance without stopping to walk, then I will focus on improving my speed. Anywho, come to find out, this older gentleman jogger and I live in the same apartment complex. Not sure where he lives, I ran ahead of him and didn't look behind me to see if he veered off anywhere.
The island nation of Madagascar is not shaped like a penis.
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