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Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 11:59 am
[1st Century Patmos Guy searches his stash in vain and exclaims]: "I think that fuckin' John dude stole my 'shrooms!"
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 12:06 pm (This post was last modified: May 25, 2018 at 12:13 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
60AD Rome.  Recently discovered "chrestians" added to list of threatened species while critically endangered populations of mediterranean lion make surprising comeback.
30(ish) Ad Galilee  Local vagrant stands on box and yells at clouds for days on end, drawing crowds of bemused onlookers, some of which traveling for as long as two days.

"We heard about it, and decided that we just couldn;t miss it!" says exhausted pedestrian.

"When I heard what was happening, I left my crops in the field and my kids at the hearth" another spectator adds.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 12:44 pm
"Blessed are the cheesemakers."
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 1:27 pm (This post was last modified: May 25, 2018 at 1:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Jeruslaem 597BC.  A popular program to end the moral decay of the northern states and forestall the last of days come to a disastrous end as forces from neighboring Babylon lay siege to the city, taking tens of thousands captive and destroying infrastructure as they abandoned the once prosperous agricultural hub to the remaining elderly, invalids and children they deemed too costly to transport.

"We don;t understand how this could have happened" sobs prominent shaman, "we separated the cheese from the meat just as we were instructed".

The commander of the babylonian forces declined to comment on their stunning victory over the lord of creation, adding only that he was too busy boiling goats in their mothers milk in celebration, and had not yet prepared any official remarks.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 2:30 pm (This post was last modified: May 25, 2018 at 2:30 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I;m surprised RR hasn;t interjected yet.  I can only assume that he still thinks I;m reading ap news reports from the biblical front. Legit.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 4:22 pm
He will with more of the same  Dodgy
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 9:07 pm
(May 24, 2018 at 4:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Xhristards have been searching for real evidence of an early date for their fucking bullshit.  Obviously they are not above lying for jebus.  

So this chart remains accurate!

[Image: Graph-of-NT-manuscripts.jpg]


And the fuckers hate it!

You would be hard pressed to find any "ancient" Greek biblical manuscript that isn't written in the modern Greek alphabet.
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 10:32 pm
[Image: vaticanus.jpg]

Not while the Codex Vaticanus still exists.  There are now 5 great uncial texts.... but of course, these date from the 4th century at the earliest which really does not help the jesus freaks, does it?
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 10:35 pm
(May 25, 2018 at 10:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: vaticanus.jpg]

Not while the Codex Vaticanus still exists.  There are now 5 great uncial texts.... but of course, these date from the 4th century at the earliest which really does not help the jesus freaks, does it?

IIRC, Greek was written vertically. Maybe my corroded memory is showing?
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RE: Oh My....Another Xtian Wetdream Collapses In A Puddle Of Piss
May 25, 2018 at 10:41 pm
I don't care what Mark, Luke, John, Arrjuna, CL, Neo, Atlas, has to say! If I do not believe the believers no one else steps up to persuade me!
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