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I still don't understand why anyone would make up a person like the Biblical Christ..
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RE: I still don't understand why anyone would make up a person like the Biblical Christ..
(September 10, 2011 at 12:16 am)Minimalist Wrote: If "Paul" was real.


Indeed.

I seem to remember reading that some contemporary biblical scholars are now convinced the Epistles attributed to Paul were written by not less than two people. (same for John of Patmos, but I think that may have been known a lot longer)



I still run across Christians who argue the Gospels were written by four of Jesus' disciples. Have always thought that would have been a really impressive miracle, seeing as they were almost certainly all dead at the time.Tiger

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Hey Min: Have you heard? Good ole Mel Gibson,Hollywood's favourite anti Semite, is making film about Judas Maccabeus? No,really.


Mel Gibson -- I'm Making a Jewish Movie! | TMZ.com

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/movi...ero-epic-.html

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#72
RE: I still don't understand why anyone would make up a person like the Biblical Christ..
Quote:I still run across Christians who argue the Gospels were written by four of Jesus' disciples.

Xtians of that ilk are about the stupidest assholes going. They invent things to be fundamental about. None of the so-called gospels makes any claim to have been written by a companion of the godboy.

As far as "Paul" goes...there are a lot of holes in that story. Xtians ignore them as they ignore all evidence which they find upsetting.

Every movie that Gibson makes is the same movie. He reminds me of John Wayne on that score.
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#73
RE: I still don't understand why anyone would make up a person like the Biblical Christ..
(September 10, 2011 at 2:08 am)padraic Wrote: Indeed.

I seem to remember reading that some contemporary biblical scholars are now convinced the Epistles attributed to Paul were written by not less than two people. (same for John of Patmos, but I think that may have been known a lot longer)

As far as I know about the authorship of the books of the New Testament, only 1 & 2 Corinthians, Romans, Philippians, Philemon and 1 Thessalonians are in the opinion of the majority of scholars to have been written by Paul or at least all penned by the same author. The other epistles traditionally attributed to Paul were written by authors other than the one who wrote those epistles.

Quote:I still run across Christians who argue the Gospels were written by four of Jesus' disciples. Have always thought that would have been a really impressive miracle, seeing as they were almost certainly all dead at the time.Tiger

Strange since the New Testament did not consider Mark and Luke Jesus disciples.
(September 10, 2011 at 2:08 am)padraic Wrote: Hey Min: Have you heard? Good ole Mel Gibson,Hollywood's favourite anti Semite, is making film about Judas Maccabeus? No,really.


Mel Gibson -- I'm Making a Jewish Movie! | TMZ.com

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/movi...ero-epic-.html

I believe the book of 1, 2, 3& 4 Maccabes portray the Greeks and their Jewish supporters in a unfavorably light. Perhaps Mel Gibson will portray them in a more favorably light and portray Judas Maccaebus and crew as a 2nd century BC version of the Taliban.
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#74
RE: I still don't understand why anyone would make up a person like the Biblical Christ..
(August 6, 2011 at 9:41 pm)dave4shmups Wrote: .

With all due respect to everyone on this site, why would any of this be made up???

Because some people are driven by both Inveterate self loathing and sadomasoshistic fantasizing, probably of homosexual nature, to make up shit like this. The fact that the name is Jesus rather than, say, Elihu, is pure contingent chance.

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#75
RE: I still don't understand why anyone would make up a person like the Biblical Christ..
Quote:portray Judas Maccaebus and crew as a 2nd century BC version of the Taliban.


Actually, Just, that would not be such a bad analogy. I'll try to expand on this a bit later.....really busy morning coming up.

Remind me if I forget.
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RE: I still don't understand why anyone would make up a person like the Biblical Christ..
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#77
RE: I still don't understand why anyone would make up a person like the Biblical Christ..
The eyes are the clincher, that is some top notch shit right there.
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#79
RE: I still don't understand why anyone would make up a person like the Biblical Christ..
Quote:portray Judas Maccaebus and crew as a 2nd century BC version of the Taliban.

OK - back to this.

What do we really know about this period in history? In the aftermath of the death of Alexander the Great his empire was divided up among his generals, the Diadochi, who set up rival kingdoms in Macedonia, Syria and Egypt. At first the Ptolemies in Alexandria controlled the Levant but the area was a battle field between the Ptolemies and the Seleucid Empire based in Syria. By 198 BC Antiochus III defeated the Ptolemies at Panium and ended Egyptian rule over Palestine.

Antiochus III however was not interested in pursuing the war further into Egypt. In 197 A Roman army led by T. Quinctius Flamininus had defeated the Macedonian ( more or less an ally of Antiochus ) Phillip V. Antiochus saw an opportunity ( or a need ) to confront the Romans. In 191 he crossed into Greece, met a Roman army under the command of M. Acilius Glabrio at Thermopylae and was routed and forced to withdraw from Greece. Not satisfied, the following year the Romans crossed into Asia Minor and destroyed Antiochus III at Magnesia. A crushing indemnity was imposed on the defeated Seleucids and in 187 Antiochus was killed in a campaign trying to get money to pay off the Romans.

Upon his death, Antiochus IV Epiphanes, villain of the Book of Maccabees, becomes king. Not daring to look to the west, where the Romans were ascendant, Antiochus resumed the pressure on Egypt. Most people have heard the story of how Antiochus, on his way to battle Egypt, is intercepted by the Roman ambassador Gaius Popilius Laenas who directs him to withdraw from Egypt or find himself at war with Rome. Antiochus stalls, asks for time to consult his generals and Popilius draws a circle around him and tells him not to leave the circle before giving his answer. Antiochus withdraws humiliated but somehow a rumor spread that he had been killed. A revolt breaks out in Jerusalem and the intact army of Antiochus retakes the city in 167. The troubles begin from here.

Bible horseshit aside, Yehud ( as Judaea was called by the Persians ) was a loyal Persian ally right up to the time Alexander came rolling through. After that they were loyal to the Greeks with the exception that there were rival Greek empires fighting each other and the locals could not help but be caught in the middle. Nonetheless, we have a period of about 4 centuries of foreign domination and there were a great many Jews who had been "Hellenized." Antiochus seems to have sided with them as the Greeks considered Jewish customs barbaric ( like circumcision.) With the Greeks representing the "modern" world of the time it would be fairly easy to see how a group of religious zealots might be portrayed as the Taliban are: Reactionary assholes...just like xtian fundies. They think they are doing 'god's' work and we think they are assholes. Probably Antiochus IV felt the same way IF ( big if coming here) the story as told in the Books of Maccabees is true. Once again, the book was written after the fact and serves the interest of those who wrote it.

For all we know this was nothing more than a sordid power grab by a disgruntled noble seeking to take advantage of the weakness of the Seleucid empire to break away. For also in 167 the Parthian empire attacked the eastern holdings of the Seleucids which left Antiochus IV no choice but to deal with the more significant threat. Indications are that Antiochus was actually doing fairly well until he got sick and died in 164 and left only an infant son as his heir. The Seleucid empire entered a terminal spiral of decline because of civil wars over the succession. The prolonged guerilla campaign by Jewish brigands must be evaluated against the apparent desire of the Seleucids to kill each other, first.

Since the "books" were written later...doubtlessly by "priests" or scribes employed by priests, it isn't too hard to imagine them writing a religious motivation into the story which was really nothing more than power politics, is it?

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Min, I need everything you have in pdf format...lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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