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I got a car supplied to me by my car insurance people while my other car is getting looked at.
I love that new car smell so much. It has tinted windows which makes it kind of look like a drug dealers car but it runs pretty smooth. It's a Honda and people who I know say Japanese cars are very reliable. If my car insurance wants to replace my car I might ask to pay extra to get a newer car and maybe a Honda like this one. The only downside to this is getting used to a new car, the really sensitive brakes and how the music works and all this. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason. 
Mmmm, coffee.
She says she's a sleep-walker, but she's probably just promiscuous.
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 24, 2018 at 5:09 pm
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I should not have tried to go jogging this afternoon. My left leg was not ready for it.
Time for a hot shower, and then Icyhot on the leg. 
Random.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Note to self:
Never attempt to make an Italian dinner when your back is out. I felt it all day today. Ugh. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
 (June 24, 2018 at 3:33 am)paulpablo Wrote: I got a car supplied to me by my car insurance people while my other car is getting looked at. They put a drug into the new car smell to get us addicted to buying new cars!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
One can get an activated charcoal filter to remove all smells from an automobile (or the home, for that matter). [spoiler alert] New car smell is a toxic cloud of plasticizers, organic solvents and mold release agents. No smells is a much healthier environment. [/spoiler alert]
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(June 24, 2018 at 9:19 pm)Fireball Wrote: One can get an activated charcoal filter to remove all smells from an automobile (or the home, for that matter). [spoiler alert] New car smell is a toxic cloud of plasticizers, organic solvents and mold release agents. No smells is a much healthier environment. [/spoiler alert] *Intentionally walks into a new car dealership building where they have new cars on display and UNLOCKED. Immediately opens the door to one and inhales deeply. Walks away like a boss* Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
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