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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 10:06 pm
(July 11, 2018 at 10:00 pm)Joods Wrote: (July 11, 2018 at 9:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Yeah, but I'll bet you forgot about the one in your microwave.
Hint: It's hidden in the clock function.
Meh. It's facing the coffee pot. Not much to see there. 😂😂😂
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July 11, 2018 at 10:20 pm
Dill feels compelled to get on the counter all the time. He's the only cat who does that. He's also the resident asshole cat. Go figure.
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July 11, 2018 at 10:30 pm
The government has been dumbing down America for decades now, in order to control the masses. We use to have the three r’s reading riting and rithmetic. Now we only have reading, and even that is being replaced by video.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 11, 2018 at 10:49 pm
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(July 11, 2018 at 10:20 pm)Joods Wrote: Dill feels compelled to get on the counter all the time. He's the only cat who does that. He's also the resident asshole cat. Go figure.
I have one who insists on eating on the bench by the sink.
But then, she also goes out in the rain, gets soaked through, vomes back in insisting on cuddling up, and then goes back outside when she's dry.
Rinse and repeat.
It's a catspiracy...
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July 11, 2018 at 11:33 pm
(July 11, 2018 at 7:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: The gov pays to have tracking devices inserted during every vaccination or blood/plasma donation. That is what causes autism and cancer.
I don't like this one because I can just see idiots believing in it.
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July 11, 2018 at 11:33 pm
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Fry the cat! Are you sure you're not Asian! lol!
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July 11, 2018 at 11:40 pm
(July 11, 2018 at 11:33 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Fry the cat! Are you sure you're not Asian! lol!
Have you seen me?
People think I look Asian.
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July 11, 2018 at 11:49 pm
(July 11, 2018 at 10:30 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote: The government has been dumbing down America for decades now, in order to control the masses. We use to have the three r’s reading riting and rithmetic. Now we only have reading, and even that is being replaced by video.
religion, riting and reading about intelligent design. Dumbing down, indeed. 
Or are you talking about the "Jewish conspiracy", with the video comment? After all, "the Jews control the entertainment industry  "?  Xtians, but mostly catlickers have this one going strong.
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July 12, 2018 at 12:34 am
(July 11, 2018 at 11:49 pm)Fireball Wrote: (July 11, 2018 at 10:30 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote: The government has been dumbing down America for decades now, in order to control the masses. We use to have the three r’s reading riting and rithmetic. Now we only have reading, and even that is being replaced by video.
religion, riting and reading about intelligent design. Dumbing down, indeed.
Or are you talking about the "Jewish conspiracy", with the video comment? After all, "the Jews control the entertainment industry "? Xtians, but mostly catlickers have this one going strong.
I think that you are suppose to make up a conspiracy theory, not repeat stupid ones in circulation.
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RE: Let's start some conspiracy theories.
July 12, 2018 at 9:12 am
Homeless schizophrenics brains are being harvested and processed to make a new recreational drug.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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