Thank goodness I only have to deal with an hour of Friday the 13th at work.
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Walking along the sidewalk at night I run into so many spider webs I expect my face to be wrapped in a cacoon by time I get to work.
****** There's a service provider in the area called "College Hunks Hauling Junk". As gay as it sounds, it's not. ****** On the bus: *Overweight guy rubs his back against the back of the seat, resembling an elephant rubbing against a tree*
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  (July 13, 2018 at 10:44 pm)Kit Wrote: Walking along the sidewalk at night I run into so many spider webs I expect my face to be wrapped in a cacoon by time I get to work. When I was still working, I used to get up at 3:30 AM and walk a few miles. I had to be to work at 6 AM, so had to be home in time for a shower and an almost 1 hour drive. That would be getting back home at about 4:30 AM. I had to walk in the street in order to avoid all the spider webs. Fortunately I live in a neighborhood where I might see 4 vehicles on a busy morning, at that time of day.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
The right side of my brain feels fuzzier than the left.
 (July 13, 2018 at 11:30 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: The right side of my brain feels fuzzier than the left. That's a sign that you're a left-leaning, pinko, hippie, and not a True Patriot™. ✌✌ Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (July 13, 2018 at 11:30 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: The right side of my brain feels fuzzier than the left. This means you need a left-handed interior depilatator. You're welcome!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (July 13, 2018 at 10:44 pm)Kit Wrote: Walking along the sidewalk at night I run into so many spider webs I expect my face to be wrapped in a cacoon by time I get to work. Same here in summer, it's like every tree or lamp post has a spiderweb attached and it's usually a palm sized orb spider, almost non-venomous but truly terrifying as it runs across your face making you dance a hearty jig in the dark. :-)  RE: Random Thoughts
July 14, 2018 at 11:36 am
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(July 13, 2018 at 10:44 pm)Kit Wrote: On the bus: We fatties have to scratch our itches somehow. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
Do vegans refuse to give BJs?
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