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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 11:51 pm
(August 8, 2018 at 10:44 pm)Graufreud Wrote: (August 8, 2018 at 10:32 pm)Cyberman Wrote: No you don't.
I know what millions of Christians believe in. Why they believe that I dont know, better ask Catholic_lady.
Now you've moved the goalposts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 11:59 pm
It becomes more apparent everyday that Jesus Himself is not a True Christian and is increasingly becoming more and more heretical to American mainline Christianity.
IANMTU, I joined here over 4 years ago, and if told I would EVER make such a post as I did above I would have scoffed.
And yet, here we are. Even Jesus doesn't measure up anymore . . .
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RE: True Christianity
August 9, 2018 at 12:03 am
(August 8, 2018 at 11:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Even Jesus doesn't measure up anymore . . .
Sure about that?
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RE: True Christianity
August 9, 2018 at 12:09 am
in His dreams . . .
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RE: True Christianity
August 9, 2018 at 12:11 am
You seem skeptical, lol. 
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: True Christianity
August 9, 2018 at 12:18 am
(August 9, 2018 at 12:03 am)Cyberman Wrote: (August 8, 2018 at 11:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Even Jesus doesn't measure up anymore . . .
Sure about that?
Christ have risen!
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RE: True Christianity
August 9, 2018 at 12:25 am
thanks every one, your vorlon now has dangerous sperm buildup . . .
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RE: True Christianity
August 9, 2018 at 12:27 am
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2018 at 12:29 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Full disclosure, I'm so lame I thought that had to be a t square joke. I looked and looked and looked....and then, I saw a giant dick.
(I hope a giant dick never sneaks up on me...because I obviously don't see them coming)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: True Christianity
August 9, 2018 at 12:32 am
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2018 at 12:33 am by Cyberman.)
I'm pretty sure you'd see one coming if it was to sneak up on you.
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RE: True Christianity
August 9, 2018 at 12:37 am
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2018 at 12:37 am by The Grand Nudger.)
One like that, maybe..the thing would sound like a wardrum beating on his abs.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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