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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 8:59 pm
(August 8, 2018 at 1:31 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: The OP assumes a difference of kind when it is really a matter of degree. They're all Christians; they just have various doctrinal differences.
(August 8, 2018 at 12:24 pm)Joods Wrote: Most everyone knows that prayer doesn't do shit. Think about this: if you believe that god has some sort of master plan for your life, then your prayers are pointless because you are essentially asking the divine one to alter his plan for you and that isn't part of "The Plan".
Maybe prayer was part of "The Plan" and by NOT praying you're the one deviating from it.
(August 8, 2018 at 12:57 pm)Graufreud Wrote: I guess that makes members of orthodox churches, Steve II a fraud with zero credibility.
Not sure about Hugs
Try looking up "perfect contrition" it might give you further insight into RC doctrine.
(August 8, 2018 at 11:16 am)Joods Wrote: Wait.... People still read Chick tracts?
I used to collect them out of some perverted sense of finding them amusing because they are so appalling.
Prayer is a man made bullshit thing that people engage in to make themselves feel better because they don't want to actually help anyone out in a time of need. It isn't and never will be part of any divine plan.
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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 9:09 pm
Sounds like my cue again...
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 9:40 pm
(August 8, 2018 at 9:09 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Sounds like my cue again...
I also know that there is a host of saints in heaven and they are praying for us.
Apparently, praying to a patron saint is more efficient than praying to God (btw, who exactly are we praying to in that threesome?)
Another good idea is to pray to Mother Mary. She apparently works full-time praying for us and conveying messages from us to the Almighty
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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 9:48 pm
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(August 8, 2018 at 9:40 pm)Graufreud Wrote: (August 8, 2018 at 9:09 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Sounds like my cue again...
I also know...
I also know (Not for all given values of know) that you are fucked in the head.
Or a troll. Your chose.
(August 8, 2018 at 9:40 pm)Graufreud Wrote: ...I also know that there is a host of saints in heaven and they are praying for us...
Why? If they are in heaven with god then surly to fuck they now have a pretty good incite as to how his mind works, then what is the need for prayer?
Quote:Apparently, praying to a patron saint is more efficient than praying to God (btw, who exactly are we praying to in that threesome?)
I'm calling troll on this one.
Quote:Another good idea is to pray to Mother Mary. She apparently works full-time praying for us and conveying messages from us to the Almighty
See above.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 10:06 pm
(This post was last modified: August 8, 2018 at 10:08 pm by Graufreud.)
(August 8, 2018 at 9:48 pm)Succubus Wrote: (August 8, 2018 at 9:40 pm)Graufreud Wrote: I also know...
I also know (Not for all given values of know) that you are fucked in the head.
Or a troll. Your chose.
I feel persecuted. You are so evil.
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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 10:07 pm
Troll it is then.
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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 10:17 pm
(August 8, 2018 at 10:07 pm)Succubus Wrote: Troll it is then.
Do you believe in trolls? What else do you believe in? Elves? Goblins? Hobbits?
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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 10:32 pm
(This post was last modified: August 8, 2018 at 10:33 pm by Cyberman.)
(August 8, 2018 at 9:40 pm)Graufreud Wrote: I also know that there is a host of saints in heaven and they are praying for us.
No you don't.
(August 8, 2018 at 10:17 pm)Graufreud Wrote: (August 8, 2018 at 10:07 pm)Succubus Wrote: Troll it is then.
Do you believe in trolls? What else do you believe in? Elves? Goblins? Hobbits?
Troll status confirmed.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 10:44 pm
(August 8, 2018 at 10:32 pm)Cyberman Wrote: (August 8, 2018 at 9:40 pm)Graufreud Wrote: I also know that there is a host of saints in heaven and they are praying for us.
No you don't.
(August 8, 2018 at 10:17 pm)Graufreud Wrote: Do you believe in trolls? What else do you believe in? Elves? Goblins? Hobbits?
Troll status confirmed.
I know what millions of Christians believe in. Why they believe that I dont know, better ask Catholic_lady.
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RE: True Christianity
August 8, 2018 at 11:27 pm
Quote:I used to collect them out of some perverted sense of finding them amusing because they are so appalling.
Or you laugh to convince yourself they are not ugly mirror you don't want to look at .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
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