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Random Thoughts
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So tire irons are not acceptable tools when disciplining random children in the street.
Who knew? Apparently it’s “illegal”! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (August 29, 2018 at 3:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So tire irons are not acceptable tools when disciplining random children in the street. You're not doing it right. The trick is to pull a Tom Sawyer on the unsuspecting child: Man, I'd forgotten how much fun it is to change a tire. I mean, it's really fun! Oh, I don't know, Johnny . . . it's my job. Well, OK, you can do it for a little while, but only for a few minutes. Then I take over again. You see, V., it's not the tire iron. It's the faulty car jack. Your shitty neighbor's faulty car jack. 
Do people wear trenchcoats anymore?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
Only flashers, shoplifters, and synths with a 50s PI fetish.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (August 29, 2018 at 10:03 pm)Kit Wrote: Do people wear trenchcoats anymore? I have a raincoat that reaches to mid-calf. When I taught school ('94-'96 school years), I got teased about it being a duster, with a long gun underneath. I taught math and physics, and didn't even own a long gun at the time (well, OK, a Daisy Red Ryder BB gun-"You can put an eye out with that thing!"). Weird, to say the least. I guess teaching classes in Mathenese put people off. True fact- I was actually trained as an NRA Certified Firearms Instructor at the time, though the people at the school had never been told. I was also a trained Hazardous Waste Operations (40-hour course) technician. They didn't know that, either.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 RE: Random Thoughts
August 30, 2018 at 3:35 am
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2018 at 3:36 am by Joods.)
(August 29, 2018 at 6:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(August 28, 2018 at 1:34 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: We had sloppy joes for lunch. Woohoo! They're one of my favorite meals. The brand name is Manwich. In other words a sloppy sandwich named after a man. Probably a sloppy man.  (August 29, 2018 at 10:03 pm)Kit Wrote: Do people wear trenchcoats anymore? Yes. I have a very heavy leather trenchcoat. It's black and worn but oh so comfortable. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
(August 30, 2018 at 3:35 am)Joods Wrote:(August 29, 2018 at 6:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Had to look that up. I sincerely hope they taste better than they sound. Are you a synth? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (August 29, 2018 at 10:03 pm)Kit Wrote: Do people wear trenchcoats anymore? If I ever find myself in a trench, I might regret not having the appropriate coat. But since the odds of my ever being in a trench are about as likely wombat astronauts, I'm not much fussed about it. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
How do you tell a friend that their house is dirty without hurting their feelings? It really is filthy. I keep getting invited there for food and I'm running out of excuses. I think I'll have to break in and tidy the place up.
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