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RE: "Losing virginity" - what is being lost here?
September 11, 2018 at 12:09 pm
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200 dicks could get you one intact hymen and the throne of isreal. The phillistines must have been very well hung..otherwise it seems like a raw deal.
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RE: "Losing virginity" - what is being lost here?
September 11, 2018 at 12:13 pm
Whereas a few bald jokes get you a double bear attack.
Not sure if I approve, but the hair line could recede at any time so I’ll withold judgement.
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RE: "Losing virginity" - what is being lost here?
September 11, 2018 at 12:14 pm
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The divine economy is a funny thing, huh?
One more and I swear I'm done....lol. I can't find any info on how much the average foreskin weighs, but 200 foreskins would be enough to fit sail on a 20 foot double masted dory.
120square feet of soft leather...that's -before- it got stretched and tanned. So, laying aside the throne (as that was an issue of default) and pricing out the leather..that means that an intact hymen is worth somewhere around 750 dollars US (wholesale). More if the person buying foreskins was making face cream, ofc. They say you can't put a price on love..but I'll be damned if you can't work out how much an unused vag is worth by reference to biblical foreskin math. 50 shekels of silver (the price for raping a virgin) works out to about 400 dollars US......so....looks like david might have got hosed.
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RE: "Losing virginity" - what is being lost here?
September 11, 2018 at 1:04 pm
(September 11, 2018 at 10:54 am)Bob Kelso Wrote: Posted this on another thread recently, seems appropriate here too though.
But if arsenokoitai do that, they're excluded from the Kingdom of God!
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RE: "Losing virginity" - what is being lost here?
September 11, 2018 at 1:27 pm
I am in awe of your dedication Khem, I’m also trying not to crack my ribs laughing. That was awesome!
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RE: "Losing virginity" - what is being lost here?
September 11, 2018 at 1:30 pm
What can I say, I like pricin shit out. Now all the ladies on the boards who've ever wondered can stop wondering. They're worth more than a trip to disney but less than a used pickup.
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September 11, 2018 at 1:52 pm
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(September 11, 2018 at 12:41 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Really, why are religions like Christianity and Islam obsessed with virgin women? Even that notion "Losing virginity." What exactly has been "lost"? Shouldn't that be an achievement like every other time we begin a new phase in our lives like starting new job, new school, buying new car etc. And yet exploration of one's sexuality, the beginning of one's sexual life, an almost universally cherished feature of human existence, registered as a "loss".
Or "Losing innocence" - How does one become less innocent after experiencing a sexual connection for the first time?
Pretty obvious, guys. It's loss of property value on your daughter's vagina. Obviously, if you were as morally enlightened a Bible-believing Christian, you'd see your daughter's vagina as some sort of "seal" on a contract that you intend to make with another family... preferably a rich family... through the bond of marriage. Duh.
Old testament law represents a timeless morality that will never become outdated, and is certainly not outdated today. Therefore, when we look back through Deuteronomy and Numbers, we aren't going to find any laws that simply don't apply anymore. Hence "virginity's" continued relevance in contemporary society.
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September 11, 2018 at 2:07 pm
It's a great example of how the patriarchy hurts men. We're missing a real economic opportunity here to charge the virgins parents a fee for trying to fob off a working animal that isn't fully trained in how to perform it's basic function.
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RE: "Losing virginity" - what is being lost here?
September 11, 2018 at 2:56 pm
(September 11, 2018 at 2:07 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It's a great example of how the patriarchy hurts men. We're missing a real economic opportunity here to charge the virgins parents a fee for trying to fob off a working animal that isn't fully trained in how to perform it's basic function.
What, just lay there and take it!? How hard is that!? 
I keed, I keed!
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RE: "Losing virginity" - what is being lost here?
September 11, 2018 at 3:09 pm
(September 11, 2018 at 2:56 pm)Fireball Wrote: (September 11, 2018 at 2:07 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It's a great example of how the patriarchy hurts men. We're missing a real economic opportunity here to charge the virgins parents a fee for trying to fob off a working animal that isn't fully trained in how to perform it's basic function.
What, just lay there and take it!? How hard is that!?
I keed, I keed!
You are a brave, soon to be dead person.
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