Posts: 35341
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
146
The Valkyrie's Guide to...
September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm
This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.
Today: Making Sushi.
1. Gather your ingredients.
2. Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3. Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4. Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5. Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Posts: 35341
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
146
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Women:
All women are bi.
It's up to you to discover if that's sexual or polar.
Taking requests.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Posts: 35341
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
146
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
September 30, 2018 at 2:06 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 2:05 pm)unfogged Wrote: (September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Women:
All women are bi.
It's up to you to discover if that's sexual or polar.
Taking requests.
Why not both?
That's a far more complicated answer.
And it involves oranges.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Posts: 2755
Threads: 8
Joined: November 28, 2014
Reputation:
22
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
September 30, 2018 at 2:12 pm
At work.
Wait? Bi-lingual?
Well...... that explains a few things....
Posts: 28435
Threads: 525
Joined: June 16, 2015
Reputation:
90
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
September 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm
(This post was last modified: September 30, 2018 at 2:31 pm by brewer.)
(September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.
Today: Making Sushi.
1. Gather your ingredients.
2. Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3. Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4. Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5. Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.
This sounds nothing like the Valk I know.
Have you been kidnapped Tania?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Posts: 35341
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation:
146
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
September 30, 2018 at 2:33 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm)wyzas Wrote: (September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.
Today: Making Sushi.
1. Gather your ingredients.
2. Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3. Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4. Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5. Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.
This sounds nothing like the Valk I know.
Have you been kidnapped Tania?
This isn't me.
I can't stand sushi so I would never attempt to make it.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
