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Man in bar, "Raising a family is hard!"

Necromancer, "Not if they're buried close together."

Barman, "What?"

Necromancer, "What?"


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Mother to necromancer son in cemetary, "This isn't what I meant when I told you to go out and make friends!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(October 1, 2018 at 2:52 pm)no one Wrote: Two blonds are walking through the woods. The come across some tracks.

First Blond: "These are deer tracks."

Second Blond "No silly, they are moose tracks."



They were still arguing when the train hit them.

My Uncle was killed when a train ran over his finger.
He was unlucky enough to be picking his nose at the time.




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Two guys walk into a bar. And the third one ducks.
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Everyone crosses a line at some point in their lives. We go from state to state and nation to nation by all sorts of transportation.
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Two guys are walking down the street. They see a dog licking himself:

First guy "I wish I could do that."

Second guy "Maybe you should pet him first."
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I'm surprised Kanye West is in favor of reinstating slavery. Especially since Chris Evans already owned him.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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Also seen on twitter:

The reason a vampire can't get you pregnant is that he can't come inside without being invited.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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Daddy, does bad behavior get you rewarded?

Yes son, that is why we are republicans.
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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are on an elevator.
A very attractive man get on, rides a few floors, and exits.

Brunette: Damn! He was Hot!

Red head:Yeah, but he could use some head and shoulders.

Blond: How do you give a guy sholders?
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A Neutron gets falsely accused of a crime.

The district attorney hold's a press conference announcing it wont be charged.

A Neutron opens it's monthly credit card bill and notices some inconsistencies and calls up the company.

Upon review the representative comes to the conclusion that there will be no charge.
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