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Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
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Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 6:01 am
Quote:Think about all the possible spinoffs. We could have white cheddar Jeez-Its. We could have jalapeño Jeez-Its. Salt and vinegar Jeez-Its.

Hell, this could completely transform the Catholic Church. It’ll help them recover from the numerous scandals they’re facing, and put a fun new spin on worship.

Instead of constantly reminding themselves of their savior’s death, they could really have some fun. They could make some amazing hors d’oeuvre instead.

Sign the petition.
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am
Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 6:47 am
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 7:18 am
I like Hosties. (from Dogma)

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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 8:19 am
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Are they "consecrated," though, via, the "Oooh, la, la..." of the Eucharistic Mass (as if anyone believes in any of that nonsense anymore!)
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 12:13 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 8:19 am)Jehanne Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Are they "consecrated," though, via, the "Oooh, la, la..." of the Eucharistic Mass (as if anyone believes in any of that nonsense anymore!)

Make mine kosher.
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 1:12 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 6:47 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!

As I recall they taste like wallpaper paste.
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 1:14 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 6:01 am)Kit Wrote:
Quote:Think about all the possible spinoffs. We could have white cheddar Jeez-Its. We could have jalapeño Jeez-Its. Salt and vinegar Jeez-Its.

Hell, this could completely transform the Catholic Church. It’ll help them recover from the numerous scandals they’re facing, and put a fun new spin on worship.

Instead of constantly reminding themselves of their savior’s death, they could really have some fun. They could make some amazing hors d’oeuvre instead.

Sign the petition.

When I was a Catholic, the lack of flavor did piss me off, at least give me some ranch dip for them.
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 1:14 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 6:01 am)Kit Wrote:
Quote:Think about all the possible spinoffs. We could have white cheddar Jeez-Its. We could have jalapeño Jeez-Its. Salt and vinegar Jeez-Its.

Hell, this could completely transform the Catholic Church. It’ll help them recover from the numerous scandals they’re facing, and put a fun new spin on worship.

Instead of constantly reminding themselves of their savior’s death, they could really have some fun. They could make some amazing hors d’oeuvre instead.

Sign the petition.

LMAO
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
October 7, 2018 at 1:16 pm
(October 7, 2018 at 6:47 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!

Ew, I wouldn't touch those again if they were dipped in chocolate and served by George Clooney. The neighbor's dog might like them, though.

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