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Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
#11
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
I tried to sign but it seems the link is inactive.

Besides, it has already been done.

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#12
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
Supposedly, one Catholic priest could consecrate a whole warehouse of these things!  When I was Catholic, I was taught that it was a "line of sight" thing, and so, whatever the priest was looking at got consecrated.

Perhaps a new business model is here??  At least for those who believe!
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#13
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
I'm rather saving myself for that day when someone finally makes a petition to circumcise the penis of Michelangelo's David! For centuries Jews had to suffer this discrimination from Christians that portray in their face their greatest religious hero as a gentile!! How demeaning is that? I can not even imagine the pain that the Jews feel every time the look up and see that heathen penis.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#14
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
I love it. Sounds really, really good.
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#15
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 3:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I'm rather saving myself for that day when someone finally makes a petition to circumcise the penis of Michelangelo's David! For centuries Jews had to suffer this discrimination from Christians that portray in their face their greatest religious hero as a gentile!! How demeaning is that? I can not even imagine the pain that the Jews feel every time the look up and see that heathen penis.

Hey wait a minute.... Yeah! Mad
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#16
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
Quote:Supposedly, one Catholic priest could consecrate a whole warehouse of these things!

I guess that means one pervert priest could consecrate a whole orphanage of little boys' assholes with just a glance, huh?  Must be quite a time-saver for them.
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#17
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Hey Gwaith!  Long way from Amazon...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#18
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 1:16 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:47 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!

Ew, I wouldn't touch those again if they were dipped in chocolate and served by George Clooney. The neighbor's dog might like them, though.

-Teresa

No kidding. I didn't know any better at the time, but it is a really creepy story to say, "You are eating me." Who would put such a story in a children's show?

Mr Roger's, "This is my body and this is my blood." 

I forgot the name of that movie about the plane wreck where they got so desperate they did that, but nobody was in threat of starving to death in the last supper mythology.
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#19
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 3:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Supposedly, one Catholic priest could consecrate a whole warehouse of these things!

I guess that means one pervert priest could consecrate a whole orphanage of little boys' assholes with just a glance, huh?  Must be quite a time-saver for them.

It's been said that if men could have babies, abortion would be the 8th sacrament; just don't give Francis any more ideas!  By the way, I was doing work at a local theater and there is this movie about Francis, and from the electronic seating chart, there were two individuals in attendance.
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#20
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 6:47 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!

The stuff gets stuck in the roofs of our mouths! You would be better off with simple bread. Not even toliet paper!
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