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Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 5:10 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:47 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!

The  stuff gets stuck in the roofs of our mouths! You would be better off with simple bread. Not even toliet paper!

I used to chew my wafers.  Diablo

They could have a competition. Stick a few golden crucifixes in random boxes of Jeez-its. Whoever finds a golden crucifix wins a tour of the Vatican with the Pope as guide. Runner up prizes can be dispensations .
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#22
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
The first thing I thought when you started listing cheez-it names for communion wafers was "Cream Cheez-its."

I think I should win something for that.

Yeah, I'm one sick puppy.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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#23
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 5:10 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:47 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: Lol, that’s awesome.  A little Parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and they could make great munchies for my Super Bowl party!

The  stuff gets stuck in the roofs of our mouths! You would be better off with simple bread. Not even toliet paper!

Ha, guess I wasn't the only one peeling that crap off the roof of my mouth while walking back to the pew.

-Teresa

(October 7, 2018 at 7:32 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: The first thing I thought when you started listing cheez-it names for communion wafers was "Cream Cheez-its."

I think I should win something for that.

Yeah, I'm one sick puppy.

I've been thinking Jizz-its but thought that was so gross I wouldn't post it.

Now, Cream Jizz-its.

Angel

-Teresa
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#24
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
Tres Leches----I applaud you!

You win.

Worship
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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#25
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 4:51 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(October 7, 2018 at 6:14 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: Did you know that you can buy boxes of communion wafers on Amazon? Smile

Hey Gwaith!  Long way from Amazon...

Good to see you again too! Smile
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
[Image: jesus_crust_died_for_your_fucking_sins_b...9420wy.png]
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#27
RE: Petition to rename "communion wafers" to Jeez-its!
(October 7, 2018 at 6:01 am)Kit Wrote:
Quote:Think about all the possible spinoffs. We could have white cheddar Jeez-Its. We could have jalapeño Jeez-Its. Salt and vinegar Jeez-Its.

Hell, this could completely transform the Catholic Church. It’ll help them recover from the numerous scandals they’re facing, and put a fun new spin on worship.

Instead of constantly reminding themselves of their savior’s death, they could really have some fun. They could make some amazing hors d’oeuvre instead.

Sign the petition.

Ooh, I support this one.

Let me know when the nacho cheese variety hits the shelves. Big Grin
-- 
Dr H


"So, I became an anarchist, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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