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Things that should never be combined.
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#11
RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 2:36 pm
Kit and naked women.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 2:45 pm (This post was last modified: October 12, 2018 at 2:46 pm by I_am_not_mafia.)
(October 12, 2018 at 11:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: Nudist gynecologist. 

Why is that a bad thing?
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 3:25 pm
(October 12, 2018 at 2:45 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(October 12, 2018 at 11:44 am)Brian37 Wrote: Nudist gynecologist. 

Why is that a bad thing?

Ok how about a nudist proctologist?

While I have no problem with adult consensual sex outside the doctors office. No sorry, I don' get horny at the doctor's office.
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#14
RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 3:38 pm
A good 12 year old Irish Whiskey and Coke.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 4:33 pm
(October 12, 2018 at 3:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(October 12, 2018 at 2:45 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Why is that a bad thing?

Ok how about a nudist proctologist?

While I have no problem with adult consensual sex outside the doctors office. No sorry, I don' get horny at the doctor's office.

Ever been to a nasal proctologist?

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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 4:39 pm
(October 12, 2018 at 3:38 pm)Marozz Wrote: A good 12 year old Irish Whiskey and Coke.

For a time after my brother graduated from college he crashed at my place.   I was buying some descent Scotch at that point in my life.   I told him, that if I every came home, and found his friends mixing anything or doing shots with my Scotch, that he would be kicked out.   He did buy me a $100 bottle of Glenmorangie (I think either 18 or 21 year old).    And unfortunately found out, that it is worth it.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 4:59 pm
(October 12, 2018 at 12:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(October 12, 2018 at 11:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Drano and bleach. (Chlorine gas.)

Fifty years and now you tell me?  Cranky

Yea and don't ask me how I know.

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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 5:11 pm
(October 12, 2018 at 4:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 12, 2018 at 3:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Ok how about a nudist proctologist?

While I have no problem with adult consensual sex outside the doctors office. No sorry, I don' get horny at the doctor's office.

Ever been to a nasal proctologist?

No but I did watch Fran Dresher on "The Nanny", but she is not a doctor.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 6:11 pm
(October 12, 2018 at 4:39 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote:
(October 12, 2018 at 3:38 pm)Marozz Wrote: A good 12 year old Irish Whiskey and Coke.

For a time after my brother graduated from college he crashed at my place.   I was buying some descent Scotch at that point in my life.   I told him, that if I every came home, and found his friends mixing anything or doing shots with my Scotch, that he would be kicked out.   He did buy me a $100 bottle of Glenmorangie (I think either 18 or 21 year old).    And unfortunately found out, that it is worth it.
I always treat myself to an expensive, good quality whiskey every Christmas. I also buy a couple of bottles of run of the mill whiskey for the guests. They use that to mix whatever they want and make Irish coffees etc....
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 6:18 pm
Had to learn this one the hard way.



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