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Things that should never be combined.
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#21
RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 6:35 pm
Mania and cocaine.
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#22
RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 7:23 pm
Cannabis and Engineering classes.

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#23
RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 7:38 pm
(October 12, 2018 at 6:11 pm)Marozz Wrote:
(October 12, 2018 at 4:39 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote: For a time after my brother graduated from college he crashed at my place.   I was buying some descent Scotch at that point in my life.   I told him, that if I every came home, and found his friends mixing anything or doing shots with my Scotch, that he would be kicked out.   He did buy me a $100 bottle of Glenmorangie (I think either 18 or 21 year old).    And unfortunately found out, that it is worth it.
I always treat myself to an expensive, good quality whiskey every Christmas. I also buy a couple of bottles of run of the mill whiskey for the guests. They use that to mix whatever they want and make Irish coffees etc....

A couple of years ago, I bought a bottle of Woodford Reaerve Double Oaked for at home. It wasnt real expensive, best neat, and a slow sipping wiskey. I would recommend it. Mom thought all wiskey was like Jack Daniels or Beam. She had no idea that there was better stuff out there.
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#24
RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 7:44 pm
Ice cream and beef gravy.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#25
RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 7:51 pm
LSD and driving motorcycles.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 8:03 pm
Curried peas and a first date.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 8:07 pm
(October 12, 2018 at 6:35 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: Mania and cocaine.

What's wrong with Maine? Hmph
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
October 12, 2018 at 8:44 pm
Farts, flame and polyester.
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#29
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 10:10 am
GOP + Jesus = GOP Jesus



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#30
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 11:06 am
PETN and Trinitrotoluene.
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