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What's your area's bad ass bug(s)?

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What's your area's bad ass bug(s)?
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RE: What's your area's bad ass bug(s)?
November 4, 2018 at 10:01 am
Preying mantis's look slow, but mother fucker can they stab the hell out of you. I tried to pick one up as a kid, damned thing stabbed me real good. Ask me if I fucked with one after that?
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November 4, 2018 at 10:03 am
(November 4, 2018 at 10:01 am)Brian37 Wrote: Preying mantis's look slow, but mother fucker can they stab the hell out of you. I tried to pick one up as a kid, damned thing stabbed me real good. Ask me if I fucked with one after that?
Did you fucked with one after that?
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November 4, 2018 at 10:04 am
(November 4, 2018 at 10:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 4, 2018 at 10:01 am)Brian37 Wrote: Preying mantis's look slow, but mother fucker can they stab the hell out of you. I tried to pick one up as a kid, damned thing stabbed me real good. Ask me if I fucked with one after that?
Did you fucked with one after that?

I did not fucked with one after that.
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November 4, 2018 at 10:06 am
(November 4, 2018 at 10:04 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 4, 2018 at 10:03 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Did you fucked with one after that?

I did not fucked with one after that.

Very intelligent. From that point forward, that is.

I know scorpions are not insects, but they'll do in a pinch. One of my guys was about to shoot a scorpion off the tip of his boot one bright morning. With a shotgun. I think the bug won that IQ test.
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November 4, 2018 at 10:07 am
Ran over some yellow jackets in my yard on my riding mower last year. No, you cant reason with them or explain to them you didn't mean to disturb their home. They are ISIS and KKK AND Nazis, and no, you are not welcome.
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November 4, 2018 at 10:10 am
(November 4, 2018 at 10:07 am)Brian37 Wrote: Ran over some yellow jackets in my yard on my riding mower last year. No, you cant reason with them or explain to them you didn't mean to disturb their home. They are ISIS and KKK AND Nazis, and no, you are not welcome.

Yellow jackets, brown shirts, schutzstaffel, no big difference.
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November 4, 2018 at 10:14 am
(November 4, 2018 at 10:10 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 4, 2018 at 10:07 am)Brian37 Wrote: Ran over some yellow jackets in my yard on my riding mower last year. No, you cant reason with them or explain to them you didn't mean to disturb their home. They are ISIS and KKK AND Nazis, and no, you are not welcome.

Yellow jackets, brown shirts, schutzstaffel, no big difference.

Outside of Killer bees, I find yellow jackets to be the most aggressive. Hornets and wasps don't seem to swarm in mobs. But damn, fuck with one yellow jacket, and the rest of the hive is like the mob going after Frankenstein. I kid you not, I jumped off my riding mower so fucking fast, it was like one of those cartoons where you see everything swish and follow you. Damned things chased me all the way around my house to the other side.
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November 4, 2018 at 10:24 am
And I thought your hurricane problems were bad.
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November 4, 2018 at 10:26 am
Mosquitoes. Honestly very underrated, millions of lives are lost in India due to dengue. I've almost lost two of my cousins and an aunt to it... never taking those little fuckers lightly again.
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November 4, 2018 at 10:28 am
There is this Lady Bug that runs with the Hells Angels.
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