Ten Facts...

[Cod]

I hope you weren't staring at her nipples!

You should know I'm too much of a gentleman for that...

[The Valkyrie]

I hope you weren't staring at her nipples!

You should know I'm too much of a gentleman for that...

Hell.

I'm straight and I look at nipples.

Boobs are awesome!

[KevinM1]

1. I suck at friendships.  It's not intentional.  I just get busy with my own shit, and when I look up, oops, a couple months have gone by.  My silence or awkwardness is just me
2. I'm tired of being everyone's go-to computer guy.  Fucking figure it out yourself.  That's what I did
3. I think pineapples are gross
4. I hate country music
5. I have a Boba Fett helmet keychain.  He says "Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold" in the original (and superior) voice if you hold down a button on the back
6. I should be writing code right now (I have my VM up and running, with my editor open), but, eh
7. I went to two Star Trek conventions as a kid.  One of them had the worst 'pizza' (it was like a 4-inch deep cheese casserole thing) I've ever had.  Marina Sirtis is cool, Walter Koenig just wanted to leave
8. Speaking of Trek, I owned three technical manuals - Mr. Scott's Guide to the Enterprise (which was signed by James Doohan), the TNG Technical Manual, and the DS9 Technical Manual
9. I'm a nerd (duh)
10. When I was a kid, I wanted to live in space and Sally Ride was my hero.  Not much has changed, really

[mlmooney89]

once for trying to strangle a priest

[ignoramus]

Kev, the first 2 are me to a T also.

[Duty]

once for trying to strangle a priest

       

[polymath257]

2. For a while, I was my own uncle.

Please explain.

Easy enough: my grandparents adopted me. That made me my mother's brother, and so my own uncle.

Later, my mom adopted me back.

[onlinebiker]

4,5,6; Care to elaborate?
9; Why only 3 weeks?

 4. He thought I was hitting on his girl (I wasn’t) and chased me round the chicken run til two of my other brothers tackled him.

5.  During one of my arrests, the cop told me that if I was sick in her car, she’d make things tough for me. So I got sick all down her front.

6.  Two for public intoxication, three for brawling, once for trying to strangle a priest, and once for suspicion of associating with paramilitaries.

9.  It was a temporary post. Local government decided to appoint a parades commission to try and ease tensions during the Orange marches in July (didn’t work).

Boru

Strangling a priest is illegal?????



Shit...


I wish somebody would have told me that sooner..

[The Valkyrie]

Kev, the first 2 are me to a T also.

I'm terrible at keeping in contact with people.

"We better let Mr Tomkins know he needs to come in for immediate remedial surgery!"

PA/nurse/indentured slave person: "Mr Tomkins died two months ago."

"His family have paid the bill though?"

[The Valkyrie]

Please explain.

Easy enough: my grandparents adopted me. That made me my mother's brother, and so my own uncle.

Later, my mom adopted me back.

Are you from Alabama?