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#2461
RE: Random Thoughts
November 16, 2018 at 8:07 pm (This post was last modified: November 16, 2018 at 8:08 pm by Astreja.)
(November 16, 2018 at 9:42 am)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(November 16, 2018 at 6:31 am)Joods Wrote: I have come to the conclusion that I have the attention span of a three year old.

What?

I see what you did... Squirrel? Where?
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#2462
RE: Random Thoughts
November 17, 2018 at 2:07 pm
I wonder if, while getting milked by hand, a cow looks at the farmer and thinks "fucking perv!"?

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#2463
RE: Random Thoughts
November 17, 2018 at 3:15 pm
Her: I know it's horribly unethical by I really want a miniaturized zonkey that wears sneakers for a house pet.

Me: How flexible are your morals?

Her: Why

Me: So I can figure out how robust my breeding program needs to be.

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Me: If you cross a crocodile with a zonkey do you get a cronkey?

Her: No, you get a cranky!

Me: No, you get a Crikey!

Her: Where does the "I" come from.

Me: Steve Irwin's legacy was putting the "I" in "Crikey!"
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#2464
RE: Random Thoughts
November 17, 2018 at 10:03 pm (This post was last modified: November 17, 2018 at 10:44 pm by Angrboda.)
Life stinks. Thank God for football.

Just as a parenthetical, it's a shame we can't use the jerkoff emoji in the Civil Discussion section of the forum. It would save a lot of unnecessary typing.
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#2465
RE: Random Thoughts
November 17, 2018 at 11:15 pm
You know how, when you’re doing creme brûlée, you use a butane torch to carmelize the top? Bit of advice: when you shut the torch off and set it down, try your very best to NOT pick it up again by the nozzle.

This is going to hurt for a week is what I’m thinking.

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#2466
RE: Random Thoughts
November 17, 2018 at 11:29 pm
(November 17, 2018 at 10:03 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Life stinks.  Thank God for football.

Just as a parenthetical, it's a shame we can't use the jerkoff emoji in the Civil Discussion section of the forum.  It would save a lot of unnecessary typing.

Civil Discussion Jerkoff

Code words for "Don't diss my religion. FFS. This is the last time I post something about that whole snowflake-fest. [sets to COMPLETE eyeroll ignore]. Not pegging you, BTW, Jorg.
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#2467
RE: Random Thoughts
November 18, 2018 at 12:17 am
I always see studies on how sleeping with a blue nightlight can be bad for sleep, that it can disrupt melatonin production. Maybe I'm an outlier or something, because I've always slept best with a dim blue nightlight. Other colors not so much. Can hardly sleep when it's pitch black, either, since I'm uh...scared of the dark :S

Blue is just such a calm color, for me anyway. Sometimes I'll put a lil cover over the nightlight to make it project a starry sky.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 18, 2018 at 12:33 am
If a Muslim beats his wife is that domestic violence or child abuse?

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 18, 2018 at 12:49 am
(November 18, 2018 at 12:33 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: If a Muslim beats his wife is that domestic violence or child abuse?

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RE: Random Thoughts
November 18, 2018 at 4:00 am
(November 17, 2018 at 10:03 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: Life stinks. Thank God for football.

Just as a parenthetical, it's a shame we can't use the jerkoff emoji in the Civil Discussion section of the forum. It would save a lot of unnecessary typing.

You could say you thought it Was someone about to throw Some dice?
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