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14 Reasons God Doesn't Have a PhD
September 28, 2011 at 5:20 pm
A friend of mine emailed this to me, and I wanted to share it with you crazy, lovable fuckers.
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It has no references.
3. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
4. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
5. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
6. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
7. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
8. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
9. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
10. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
the sample.
11. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
12. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
13. He expelled his first two students for learning.
14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
failed his tests.
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RE: 14 Reasons God Doesn't Have a PhD
September 28, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Yeah, that's a good one, it's been around.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: 14 Reasons God Doesn't Have a PhD
September 28, 2011 at 5:24 pm
like your arse.
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RE: 14 Reasons God Doesn't Have a PhD
September 28, 2011 at 5:29 pm
(This post was last modified: September 28, 2011 at 5:30 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I don't know who he's referring to here, but something tells me it would apply equally to us both Alei (though perhaps for different reasons). I think I'm going to have to be offended. I am offended sir, offended!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: 14 Reasons God Doesn't Have a PhD
September 28, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Actually, I read that to mean he likes your arse.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 14 Reasons God Doesn't Have a PhD
September 29, 2011 at 12:15 am
I heard Rhythm has a sweet ass.
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RE: 14 Reasons God Doesn't Have a PhD
September 29, 2011 at 1:38 am
Is that the gossip round the water cooler? (of course I do)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: 14 Reasons God Doesn't Have a PhD
September 29, 2011 at 1:43 am
Frodo told me!
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RE: 14 Reasons God Doesn't Have a PhD
September 29, 2011 at 2:16 am
Hmn, I didn't know that he was in the hangout when I dropped trou.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: 14 Reasons God Doesn't Have a PhD
September 29, 2011 at 2:32 am
 hock:
You dropped your drawers in the hangout finally?
Pics or it didn't happen. 
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