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WTF? Man rips out his eyeballs in church
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RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place.
October 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm
(October 3, 2011 at 12:27 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: I wonder if there's some kind of Darwin Award for those who harm themselves for stupid reasons? Not quite dead but, might as well be sort of thing.

Only if they cut off their balls during mass, and haven't produced any offspring Wink

(October 3, 2011 at 1:27 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Perhaps he did that because he wanted to prove the truth of his of ... BLIND ... faith? Hmm.

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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place.
October 3, 2011 at 2:19 pm
(October 3, 2011 at 2:13 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:



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What is THAT supposed to mean? o_0
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RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place.
October 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Oh, you missed a meme. It's Horatio Caine, from CSI Miami, and he (allegedly) always says a pun like that in the beginning of an episode, when they've discovered a body. Here's an example:

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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place.
October 3, 2011 at 2:28 pm
(October 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Oh, you missed a meme. It's Horatio Caine, from CSI Miami, and he (allegedly) always says a pun like that in the beginning of an episode [...]

Oh, now I get it. Yeah, puns are fun. Smile

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RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place.
October 3, 2011 at 2:31 pm
(October 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Oh, you missed a meme. It's Horatio Caine, from CSI Miami, and he (allegedly) always says a pun like that in the beginning of an episode, when they've discovered a body. Here's an example:

[Image: horatiolu4.jpg]

One of my lecturers used that picture in a digital forensics lecture last week.
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#26
RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place.
October 3, 2011 at 3:43 pm
I bet that really put a damper on the potluck they had after the service. "Sister Catherine made meatballs everybody! Dig in!"



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RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place.
October 3, 2011 at 3:46 pm
(October 3, 2011 at 12:21 pm)Ace Otana Wrote:
(October 3, 2011 at 12:19 pm)searchingforanswers Wrote: It's possible to pull out your eyes with your HAND?

Yeah, but must be painful. You have to have a lot of will power to do it.

Or just be cuckoo.
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RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place.
October 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm
Batshit crazy like Sarah Palin!
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Well, it looks like someone got there before Sae did?
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RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place.
October 3, 2011 at 10:57 pm (This post was last modified: October 3, 2011 at 10:57 pm by Faith No More.)
I don't know why you guys are surprises by this. Church always made me want to pull out my eyeballs too.
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RE: WTF??? Nut jobs all over the place.
October 3, 2011 at 11:30 pm
(October 3, 2011 at 10:57 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I don't know why you guys are surprises by this. Church always made me want to pull out my eyeballs too.

But you didn't. I can imagine that it doesn't surprise anyone either.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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