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WTF? Man rips out his eyeballs in church
#31
Man rips out his eyeballs in church
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/world/ma...1l5x4.html
Damn somebody else beat me to the punch.
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#32
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church
It's worth repeating.
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#33
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church
(October 4, 2011 at 1:30 am)Minimalist Wrote: It's worth repeating.

Well this section Matthew 5 needs a warning footnote saying "do not take this literally".

Quote:If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of the parts of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of the parts of your body than for your whole body to go into hell!

Matthew 5:28-30 HCSB
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#34
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church
So does this one:

Quote:Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.


At least this guy didn't cut his balls off.
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#35
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church
They carried on?!?!?!?! What would it take to stop a mass then?!
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#36
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church
(October 4, 2011 at 3:06 am)Minimalist Wrote: So does this one:

Quote:Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.


At least this guy didn't cut his balls off.

One early "church father" was reported to having done that. We cant be sure if that really happened.
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#37
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church
A local pastor here did it. You gotta be pleased for the gene pool tho'.
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#38
RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church
Was not some poster whining that religion is 'harmless'? Worship (large)
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

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RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church
(October 4, 2011 at 3:12 am)Stue Denim Wrote: They carried on?!?!?!?! What would it take to stop a mass then?!

Muhammered Jihad??? Confusedhock:
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: Man rips out his eyeballs in church
(October 4, 2011 at 3:12 am)Stue Denim Wrote: They carried on?!?!?!?! What would it take to stop a mass then?!



Someone shouting "BINGO!"
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