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"When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 9:39 pm
(February 26, 2019 at 9:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 26, 2019 at 9:33 pm)fredd bear Wrote: When in doubt, fire two warning  shots---straight into their head.

HA HA HA, how does that constitute "warning?" Someone seems to be lacking compassion in their response.  Hehe

The first is a warning shot they might survive.

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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 9:48 pm
(February 26, 2019 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 26, 2019 at 9:36 pm)Brian37 Wrote: HA HA HA, how does that constitute "warning?" Someone seems to be lacking compassion in their response.  Hehe

The first is a warning shot they might survive.

Pretty sure that the first shot to the head, first off would not be a warning, but would be fatal.

How many ABBA FANS do you deal with on a yearly basis?
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 10:08 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2019 at 10:10 pm by fredd bear.)
(February 26, 2019 at 9:48 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 26, 2019 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The first is a warning shot they might survive.

Pretty sure that the first shot to the head, first off would not be a warning, but would be fatal.

How many ABBA FANS do you deal with on a yearly basis?

 Pardon? 

What a horrible thing to say. 

ALL of MY friends (both of 'em)are staunch ABBA fans.

They don't necessarily agree with my assessment of ABBA being the best popular music group of all time. Their music has not dated.

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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 10:44 pm
(February 26, 2019 at 10:08 pm)fredd bear Wrote:
(February 26, 2019 at 9:48 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Pretty sure that the first shot to the head, first off would not be a warning, but would be fatal.

How many ABBA FANS do you deal with on a yearly basis?

 Pardon? 

What a horrible thing to say. 

ALL of MY friends (both of 'em)are staunch ABBA fans.

They don't necessarily agree with my assessment of ABBA being the best popular music group of all time. Their music has not dated.

 I formed this opinion, coincidentally, the first time I saw Agnetha's  bottom.  Angel


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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 10:46 pm
(February 26, 2019 at 9:48 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 26, 2019 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The first is a warning shot they might survive.

Pretty sure that the first shot to the head, first off would not be a warning, but would be fatal.

How many ABBA FANS do you deal with on a yearly basis?

Fewer every year...

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February 26, 2019 at 11:04 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2019 at 11:04 pm by ignoramus.)
When in doubt, ask if they're pregnant! lol.
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February 26, 2019 at 11:06 pm
When in doubt, twerk it out
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 11:27 pm
When in doubt, rest assured doubt is rational.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 26, 2019 at 11:40 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2019 at 11:40 pm by ignoramus.)
When in doubt about the correct spelling of "they're", just use "those cunts are". Dunno
Works well in political discussions.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 9:25 am
When in doubt, pick 'The last airbender' for movie night.
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