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"When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 8:30 am
(February 27, 2019 at 4:25 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: When in doubt...admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations.

Is that you 45?
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 10:51 am
When in doubt, tweet like an idiot.
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#33
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 12:30 pm
When in doubt, blame Canada.
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#34
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 12:37 pm
(February 28, 2019 at 12:30 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: When in doubt, blame Canada.

Now, now. Canada has apologised for Bryan Adams on several occasions.

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#35
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 12:39 pm
The 2 best things about America's Hat:

I) RUSH
II) The Kids in the Hall
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#36
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 1:26 pm
When in doubt...

Never, ever question orders/instructions or ask for clarification....even if lives are at stake.
People might think you're slightly annoying or dumb.

Just go ahead and do whatever it is you're unsure of, cross your fingers and hope for the best.
If someone dies as a result, uh...well...never mind. No need to cross that bridge until you come to it.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 4:24 pm
(February 28, 2019 at 12:39 pm)no one Wrote: The 2 best things about America's Hat:

I) RUSH
II) The Kids in the Hall

I still like Rush, but listening to them now looking back on their lyrics, they come across as a trust fund band. You're pretty well off if your uncle owns a farm and a Red Barchetta and you sing songs about illegally speeding in it.

And never got into The Kids In The Hall, although one skit I did like. It was about a support group for men who refused to let their bladders control them.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 4:41 pm
when in doubt, never trust a fart.
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#39
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 4:47 pm
When in doubt, doubt your doubts!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 5:40 pm
(February 28, 2019 at 4:41 pm)tackattack Wrote: when in doubt, never trust a fart.

 That is especially true if you're a senior.

 Over The a last few years, I have developed the trifecta talent of sneezing, farting and pissing in sequence.
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