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"When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 6:09 pm
When in doubt remember it's probably flammable

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#42
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 6:53 pm
When in doubt, post.
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#43
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 6:59 pm
When in doubt, assume it's "just a rash".
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#44
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 7:00 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2019 at 7:01 pm by The Valkyrie.)
When in doubt, tell a rude joke.

Father O'Shaunessy is walking down a quiet country lane one fine afternoon when he hears a commotion on the other side of the wall. Looking over, he sees two leprechauns fighting.

He quickly leaps over the wall and separates them.

"Tell me, why would two of the wee folk be fighting?"

"Let me ask you, father," replies one of the leprechauns, "are there any dwarf nuns in Ireland?"

"Dwarf nuns? I don't think so." Replies the father.

"See?" Yells the leprechaun, kicking his friend, "I told you we were fucking a penguin!"

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#45
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 7:05 pm
When in doubt, get shitfaced. It hasn’t steered me wrong yet!
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#46
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 28, 2019 at 8:08 pm
When in doubt, always cross the road. - Chicken's first commandment.
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#47
RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
March 4, 2019 at 10:03 pm
(February 28, 2019 at 8:08 pm)ignoramus Wrote: When in doubt, always cross the road. - Chicken's first commandment.

When in doubt...increase your speed 30 mph.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
March 5, 2019 at 7:26 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2019 at 7:27 am by Brian37.)
When in doubt, while skydiving, assume the ground will break your fall.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
March 5, 2019 at 7:36 am
When in doubt, wear a nappy. Or trainers.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
March 5, 2019 at 8:46 am
(March 4, 2019 at 10:03 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(February 28, 2019 at 8:08 pm)ignoramus Wrote: When in doubt, always cross the road. - Chicken's first commandment.

When in doubt...increase your speed 30 mph.

When in doubt, tell the cop, 'Of course I do...do YOU know how fast YOU were going?'  They appreciate that kind of honesty.

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