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Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
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Theologians are as useless as tits on a bull.
At the Catholic school I attended, we we were told every planet would have its own Jesus. Seemed fair enough to me at the time (I was 11)_
Do these idiots even read their shit? So, god created all this and might take issue with being able to render 250 apparitions at a time?
BTW. How long does a civilization last?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy Quote:BTW. How long does a civilization last? Some a lot longer than others. Eg Egypt, over 3,000 years.America, almost 3000 years less. 
 
What a steaming pile of pseudo-intellectual mental masturbation.
And these idiots get paid for thinking about this crap. I'm in the wrong job 
![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. (October 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm)padraic Wrote:Quote:BTW. How long does a civilization last? I was thinking more along the lines of since man first picked up a tool or weapon, which is one civilization on earth that has yet to end. If we speak of civilizations as government entities then it is obvious that god does take issue with being able to render 250 apparitions at a time as god cannot render more than one consecutive apparition.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy (October 7, 2011 at 7:53 am)IATIA Wrote:(October 6, 2011 at 8:22 pm)padraic Wrote:Quote:BTW. How long does a civilization last? I wonder if he time shares toast on different planets. If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.  (October 6, 2011 at 6:48 pm)padraic Wrote: At the Catholic school I attended, we we were told every planet would have its own Jesus. Seemed fair enough to me at the time (I was 11)_ wow really?!? That's an entire thread in and of itself. Is there also a separate god for each planet or does jesus have thousands of brothers? Also, does that make god a liar when he said he sent his one and only son? Does the entire universe require a blood sacrifice or is that just certain planets? Does Jesus visit all these planets himself and that explains why he could only stop in for a brief 30 years on earth? Is heaven going to be big enough for all the species? Are there multiple Heavens? Is Heaven segregated by intergalactic species? Are there aliens in hell? Are there aliens running hell? Are Christians required to proselytize to the entire universe? ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png) |
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