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Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
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RE: Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
Sounds like a mormon academy to me Pad. It's amusing to see how easily that sort of mythos is made. We know about planets, certainly they would all have jesuses (jesus', jesi). Isn't a huge leap considering the starting point is it..lol.

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RE: Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
Of course there was no "jesus" prior to the invention of the letter "j" c 1520.

Before that...maybe they called him "Hey You!"
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RE: Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
(October 7, 2011 at 7:37 am)Zen Badger Wrote: What a steaming pile of pseudo-intellectual mental masturbation.

I also think part of it is to prepare themselves to shoehorn the bible into new circumstances such as alien life.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
"Civilization? Great idea! When are we going to get one?"

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RE: Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
The first Klingons Kirk met were kind of Greek and beardy looking.
An explanation given is they were on on the outskirts of empire and going native, diluting their genes.

I think Jesus would die for the beardy Greek looking Klingons 'cause although not blond and blue eyed, they're still kinda in his image.

Those Worf type Klingons, he wouldn't die for them, he'd want 'em dead.


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RE: Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
(October 7, 2011 at 11:40 am)Cinjin Wrote: Are Christians required to proselytize to the entire universe?

Think the Klingons will exterminate us if the xtains tried.


(October 8, 2011 at 8:59 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: .

Those Worf type Klingons, he wouldn't die for them, he'd want 'em dead.

The worf type Klingon will use Atomic disintegrating ray on him, leaving no possibility of any fantasy of suffering and resurrection.

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RE: Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
(October 8, 2011 at 8:59 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: The first Klingons Kirk met were kind of Greek and beardy looking.
An explanation given is they were on on the outskirts of empire and going native, diluting their genes.

Absolute bullshit pudding for brains.

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Affliction_(episode)
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Divergence_(episode)

(October 8, 2011 at 11:47 am)Chuck Wrote: The worf type Klingon will use Atomic disintegrating ray on him, leaving no possibility of any fantasy of suffering and resurrection.

Why use guns when Bat'leths will do?
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RE: Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
(October 8, 2011 at 10:22 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote:
(October 8, 2011 at 11:47 am)Chuck Wrote: The worf type Klingon will use Atomic disintegrating ray on him, leaving no possibility of any fantasy of suffering and resurrection.

Why use guns when Bat'leths will do?

You have to respect your opponent to use bat'leth.



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RE: Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
Worf did not respect Gowron when he fought him for seat of high chancellor.

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Tacking_..._(episode)

In fact, he openly reviled Gowron for his wasteful and useless troop movements.

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RE: Professor Asks: 'Did Jesus Die for Klingons Too?'
So the omnipotent being can't have 250 simultaneous avatars? Then how the **** is he omnipotent? Somebody explain that the idiots please.
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