My nephew is staying with me for the next few days, one of his teeth is about to fall out. How much should I put under his pillow? Don't want to his mum to think I'm a tight fucker 
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What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
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When I started asking those question, or when they started caring about the amount, is when I burst the bubble. 10 years ago it was a dollar.
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It was a quarter when I was a kid.
It's probably ten dollars by now. RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
April 17, 2019 at 9:27 am
(This post was last modified: April 17, 2019 at 9:28 am by The Grand Nudger.)
It's a quarter here, but only for good teeth, so brush you heathens! Sometimes I put half dollars under the pillow, but the kids hate that, because I make them put it in "their" coin collections, lol.
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 RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
April 17, 2019 at 9:29 am
(This post was last modified: April 17, 2019 at 9:30 am by onlinebiker.)
You can' t say that anymore..
It' s now "The dentally obsessive person of non-traditional sexual orientation". 
I will note that it's almost always been a coin. I once went to a vending machine just the get change for a 5 in coins. I mostly used the silver dollars or $1 coins.
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post
always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari 
$50 or she knocks all of your teeth out.
I grew up in a rough neighborhood. 
At his age, a 32B should do it.
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I once asked Da what the Tooth Fairy did with all those teeth, and he said, 'She gives them to poor children who can't afford teeth of their own.' Didn't half give me nightmares, thinking about some poor orphan walking about with my teeth in his head.
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