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Ask a woman who just turned 50.
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 6:33 pm
How are your teeth behaving? Mine started the backtalk at about 50.
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 6:40 pm
(June 10, 2019 at 6:18 pm)Divinity Wrote: Are you looking forward to 60?

My mom is 63, so that'd be a FUCK NO.

50 and grandkids.

I'm 34 and don't even have kids.

My oldest granddaughter (well that wasn't adopted) is turning 15 this year, so I became a grandmother at 35.

From 52 on, life has kicked my butt.  UGH.  I hope your 50s are much, much better.  They almost have to be.

My maternal grandmother has you beat by just a little...she was 34 when I was born.
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 12, 2019 at 11:09 am (This post was last modified: June 12, 2019 at 11:11 am by Divinity.)
How are your teeth behaving? Mine started the backtalk at about 50.

I don't understand the question.  Not sure what 'backtalk' is.  Well, except for what my kids KNOW better than NOT to do to me.

From 52 on, life has kicked my butt. UGH. I hope your 50s are much, much better. They almost have to be.

My maternal grandmother has you beat by just a little...she was 34 when I was born.

As long as my 50's are better than my 20's, I'll be happy. My 20's fucking sucked.

My mother has me beat by a lot. She became a grandmother at 25. Not that she was ever much of a mother.
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 12, 2019 at 11:58 am
(June 9, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Divinity Wrote: I turn 50 years old today, though I don't feel a day over 49!

Your picture must have been taken many many years ago. You look nowhere near 50 in that. Anyhoo welcome to the "over half a century club". You have beaten such luminaries as Oscar Wilde who died at 46 and Jesus who died at 33 (allegedly)



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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 12, 2019 at 12:00 pm
Your picture must have been taken many many years ago. You look nowhere near 50 in that. Anyhoo welcome to the "over half a century club". You have beaten such luminaries as Oscar Wilde who died at 46 and Jesus who died at 33 (allegedly)

Yeah, that picture is a few years old. I still look pretty damn good for my age though!
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 12, 2019 at 12:03 pm
(June 12, 2019 at 12:00 pm)Divinity Wrote: Your picture must have been taken many many years ago. You look nowhere near 50 in that. Anyhoo welcome to the "over half a century club". You have beaten such luminaries as Oscar Wilde who died at 46 and Jesus who died at 33 (allegedly)

Yeah, that picture is a few years old.  I still look pretty damn good for my age though!

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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 12, 2019 at 12:11 pm
Pics in bathing suit or I won't believe ya. Or better, on A69 Big Grin

Unfortunately for you, those days are long past me. Five years ago, I might've done it.
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June 12, 2019 at 12:50 pm (This post was last modified: June 12, 2019 at 12:51 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
Is your purse stocked with bingo daubers and butterscotch candy?
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 14, 2019 at 9:52 am
Is your purse stocked with bingo daubers and butterscotch candy?

No, and I've never played Bingo in my life. Took me a minute to realize what you were talking about. And I don't like candy much. Well candy that isn't chocolate, anyway. For the grandkids, I keep a little cash on hand to give to them. Kids love cash as much as they like candy.
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 14, 2019 at 11:21 am
Show us your car and tell us what is your favorite car.
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