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Ask a woman who just turned 50.
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Ask a woman who just turned 50.
I turn 50 years old today, though I don't feel a day over 49!
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(June 9, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Divinity Wrote: I turn 50 years old today, though I don't feel a day over 49!

Well, Happy Berfday!!  My own half-century day is on the horizon.

So...what's it like to be so very, very, VERY old?

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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“Alas! The fleeting years slip by!” (Horace)
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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Congratulations and/or condolences.

How often do you get your feet done?
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Did Andy Solowicz steal my Led Zeppelin IV album?
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So...what's it like to be so very, very, VERY old?

Almost the same as 49, except now I can't simply tell people I'm in my 40's and technically be telling the truth.  

How often do you get your feet done?

Not nearly as often as I used to.  About once a month, I guess.

Did Andy Solowicz steal my Led Zeppelin IV album?

Ask his mother.  She's bound to know, and if she doesn't she will
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happy birthday matey...

remember, if you haven't grown up by the age of 50, then you don't have to. Stay young...
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Happy birthday!
 “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~Albert Einstein                                                 
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Has your usage of paper products increased or decrease with age?
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remember, if you haven't grown up by the age of 50, then you don't have to. Stay young...

People say I'm a Mature woman, but I like to think of myself as an Immature woman.

Has your usage of paper products increased or decrease with age?

Decreased.  Do people even still use paper?  It's the fucking digital age!  Everything's on computer's these days.
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