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Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 9, 2019 at 6:00 pm
I turn 50 years old today, though I don't feel a day over 49!
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 9, 2019 at 6:44 pm
(June 9, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Divinity Wrote: I turn 50 years old today, though I don't feel a day over 49!

Well, Happy Berfday!!  My own half-century day is on the horizon.

So...what's it like to be so very, very, VERY old?

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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 9, 2019 at 7:48 pm
“Alas! The fleeting years slip by!” (Horace)
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 9, 2019 at 8:09 pm
Congratulations and/or condolences.

How often do you get your feet done?
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 9, 2019 at 8:17 pm
Did Andy Solowicz steal my Led Zeppelin IV album?
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 9, 2019 at 8:40 pm
So...what's it like to be so very, very, VERY old?

Almost the same as 49, except now I can't simply tell people I'm in my 40's and technically be telling the truth.  

How often do you get your feet done?

Not nearly as often as I used to.  About once a month, I guess.

Did Andy Solowicz steal my Led Zeppelin IV album?

Ask his mother.  She's bound to know, and if she doesn't she will
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 9, 2019 at 9:03 pm
happy birthday matey...

remember, if you haven't grown up by the age of 50, then you don't have to. Stay young...
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RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 9, 2019 at 9:09 pm
Happy birthday!
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June 9, 2019 at 10:02 pm
Has your usage of paper products increased or decrease with age?
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June 9, 2019 at 10:42 pm
remember, if you haven't grown up by the age of 50, then you don't have to. Stay young...

People say I'm a Mature woman, but I like to think of myself as an Immature woman.

Has your usage of paper products increased or decrease with age?

Decreased.  Do people even still use paper?  It's the fucking digital age!  Everything's on computer's these days.
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