Did you have a Happy Birthday!?

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Ask a woman who just turned 50.
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Did you have a Happy Birthday!?
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Happy Officially Decrepid...
...I mean "birthday".
Dying to live, living to die.
Did you have a Happy Birthday!?
It was okay. Once you're over 21, no reason to really look forward to birthday's anymore (except maybe retirement age). Most of my kids (4 out of 5 ain't bad!) and grandkids came to visit. Celebrated mostly the last night of my 40's last night. , while today was just getting to see my grandkids. They'd have stayed longer, but it's back to school tomorrow. Then they'll be out for the summer.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
(June 9, 2019 at 10:42 pm)Divinity Wrote: remember, if you haven't grown up by the age of 50, then you don't have to. Stay young... You can't wipe your ass with an iphone! It doesn't stick anywhere near as good! ![]()
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Are you looking forward to 60?
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50 and grandkids.
I'm 34 and don't even have kids. (Something I'm REALLY pleased about).
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: Ask a woman who just turned 50.
June 10, 2019 at 5:38 pm
(This post was last modified: June 10, 2019 at 5:38 pm by ignoramus.)
So are we !!!!
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
But I am going to get cloned.
Dying to live, living to die.
Are you looking forward to 60?
My mom is 63, so that'd be a FUCK NO. 50 and grandkids. I'm 34 and don't even have kids. My oldest granddaughter (well that wasn't adopted) is turning 15 this year, so I became a grandmother at 35.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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