So what happened?

[Bucky Ball]

I am studying the ranks of FSM's angelic legions.
They're far more edible than the Babylonian "El" god's messengers, (Gabri-el, and Rapha-el, also Micha-el, Uri-el).
The Fettuccine and the Linguine worship pretty close up to the Divine Colander.

Funny, Lucifer doesn't have the -el.

Very (seriously) interesting comment.
"Ante luciferum, genuite" (Latin - Isaiah ... "before the daystar, I have begotten thee") ... the name came from a reference to the "daystar", (and the phrase is, or was, used in the Roman Christmas liturgy.)
In Latin, the "light-bringer" (ie preceded the sun rise), ie Venus, was the lightbringer, and "fell from heaven" occasionally when it was not visible.
There is also a history of when the word "Lucifer" was mis-translated, which is log and boring. So yes, Lucifer is not one of the Babylonian messengers of the god El Elyon, but the origins of the word and when it was used as a name are pretty well known and understood.

[LastPoet]

Funny, Lucifer doesn't have the -el.

Very (seriously) interesting comment.
"Ante luciferum, genuite" (Latin - Isaiah ... "before the daystar, I have begotten thee") ... the name came from a reference to the "daystar".
In Latin, the "light-bringer" (ie preceded the sun rise), ie Venus, was the lightbringer, and "fell from heaven" occasionally when it was not visible.
There is also a history of when the word "Lucifer" was mis-translated, which is log and boring. So yes, Lucifer is not one of the Babylonian messengers of the god El Elyon, but the origins of the word and when it was used as a name are pretty well known and understood.

Ah, mythology is fun to play. I called my daughter "sofia", you should know what that means. It would be odd to name her Lucifer, albeit at age 3, she makes me feel otherwise.

[Drich]

There is some irony lost above.

actually the irony is the whole point..

someone wants to play at religion, I am demonstrating how near impossible it is to keep a BS religion going and be faithful to cannon.
That it takes lots a study and a literal act of God to be able to reconcile all who want to challenge what is said. Which if you will remember is the point of the thread. I have been able for 8 years answer the challenges presented to the point it seems as if this portion of the website is shut down. and again all doing so canonically (in accordance with the bible)

Meanwhile someone else can't even go two post with out contradicting what his supposed bible says. and yes I read it. which is how/why I am able to kick his teeth in with it every time he post something new.

[The Grand Nudger]

There is some irony lost above.

actually the irony is the whole point..

someone wants to play at religion, I am demonstrating how near impossible it is to keep a BS religion going and be faithful to cannon.

Yep.

[Drich]

Ahh, but you see, FSM empowers its adherents and enables them to finder ever truer truths, so they are not bound to moldy old books like dehumanizing old fake superstitions such as yours.

If you are so lucky as to be of truest and yet still ever truer faith of FSM, then you are the truest truth and not some moldy book.   The divine Spaghetti monster truly empowers, unlike your Jesus, who subjugates by withholding and doling out in miserly quantities that you must then purchase with your soul.




PS. Although in fairness to Jesus, in some cases, such as Drich's, the soul in question is certainly an extremely price even for the nothing that it purchsed.

where in your FSM bible does it the FSM turer truths shall supersede direct quotes from the FSM himself? As that is what your truthier truths are doing. you are often in direct contradiction with the FSM. 

Now if you can indeed be in conflict with the FSM then who's to say you are not a false FSM prophet? List your reason here:

Now why shouldn't that reason apply to me as well? perhaps I too can or am a FSM prophet who in turn finds the truther truth in the FSM bible as the FSM originally provided and is written down so we know the truth of the FSM, and not some hertical false prophet only claiming to be of the fsm. because again with out the authority of the writeen word of the FSM how do we know a true truth is not some greater lie created by a non believer to break the faith of those who choose to worship the FSM..

For example some would say Christianity is a truer truth and as a result would break the faith of a fsm follower, like your truer truth how do you purpose without the fsm bible can we know the truer fsm truth over another truer truth? after all like christianity your truer truth is also in direct conflict with the FSM bible.. 

Does that mean you are a christian trying to secretly convert FSM believers? again so why does your truth not comply with how the FSM bible defines truth?

also you do know the church has already been down this road like 1800 years ago right? So what you think is cute new and fresh is a game of history to me. and if you keep going you might even learn more about the church than you ever intended.

[no one]

Keep eating those paint chips, drich.

[Peebothuhlu]

At work.

I must sadly admit that I find Drich's 'Flak wall' type of replies nigh incomprehensible to parse most of ths time.



Sorry Drich.

[LastPoet]

actually the irony is the whole point..

someone wants to play at religion, I am demonstrating how near impossible it is to keep a BS religion going and be faithful to cannon.
That it takes lots a study and a literal act of God to be able to reconcile all who want to challenge what is said. Which if you will remember is the point of the thread. I have been able for 8 years answer the challenges presented to the point it seems as if this portion of the website is shut down. and again all doing so canonically (in accordance with the bible)

Meanwhile someone else can't even go two post with out contradicting what his supposed bible says. and yes I read it. which is how/why I am able to kick his teeth in with it every time he post something new.

Righto. But since you are the master of canon why does angel lucifer doesn't have a name ending with -el, like raphael gabriel or michael.

[Drich]

actually the irony is the whole point..

someone wants to play at religion, I am demonstrating how near impossible it is to keep a BS religion going and be faithful to cannon.
That it takes lots a study and a literal act of God to be able to reconcile all who want to challenge what is said. Which if you will remember is the point of the thread. I have been able for 8 years answer the challenges presented to the point it seems as if this portion of the website is shut down. and again all doing so canonically (in accordance with the bible)

Meanwhile someone else can't even go two post with out contradicting what his supposed bible says. and yes I read it. which is how/why I am able to kick his teeth in with it every time he post something new.

Righto. But since you are the master of canon why does angel lucifer doesn't have a name ending with -el, like raphael gabriel or michael.

Because El is a God tatoo
Meaning of God.

Lucifer is not 'of God.'

https://www.babynamespedia.com/names/boy/el-end/5

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At work.

I must sadly admit that I find Drich's 'Flak wall' type of replies nigh incomprehensible to parse most of ths time.



Sorry Drich.

I try and write on the level with those i am specifically writing to. if you have a direct question even one that has been asked and I gave an answer to them ask your question and I will redirect or phrase for you

[The Grand Nudger]

Did he change his name or something....lol?

Your understanding of your own mythology truly is absurd.