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RE: Pitbulls maul Detroit child to death.
August 22, 2019 at 2:45 pm
People that own these dogs should be responsible. I have a small dog, he is quite tame, but I have insurance on him, just in case. I also walk him every day out in the street, so he can strech his legs on the countryside.
Altough not as tragic, still bad, news come today in Portugal, a dog bit a 20 y.o guy penis, a stray boxer (?). That guy had to get stiched thar and needs reconstructive surgery. Outch.
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RE: Pitbulls maul Detroit child to death.
August 22, 2019 at 2:51 pm
(August 22, 2019 at 2:45 pm)LastPoet Wrote: People that own these dogs should be responsible. I have a small dog, he is quite tame, but I have insurance on him, just in case. I also walk him every day out in the street, so he can strech his legs on the countryside.
Altough not as tragic, still bad, news come today in Portugal, a dog bit a 20 y.o guy penis, a stray boxer (?). That guy had to get stiched thar and needs reconstructive surgery. Outch.
Tragic peanut butter application gone wrong.
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RE: Pitbulls maul Detroit child to death.
August 22, 2019 at 2:51 pm
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Any 20 year old guy who shows up in the ER with a mangled dick - first thought that goes through the medico's mind is "Just WHAT were you trying to fuck?".
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RE: Pitbulls maul Detroit child to death.
August 22, 2019 at 3:11 pm
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RE: Pitbulls maul Detroit child to death.
August 22, 2019 at 3:16 pm
I wonder if he thought he could get a BJ from a boxer...
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RE: Pitbulls maul Detroit child to death.
August 22, 2019 at 3:49 pm
Maybe he was trying to do it "properly", but the dog wasn't having it and spun and bit him? A crotch is about mouth level on that dog. Could be legit an attack. Just spit balling, here. It would be like that guy attacked by the chimp that ran amok and but his junk clean off. Who knows?
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RE: Pitbulls maul Detroit child to death.
August 22, 2019 at 4:47 pm
(August 22, 2019 at 4:08 pm)LastPoet Wrote: (August 22, 2019 at 2:51 pm)wyzas Wrote: Tragic peanut butter application gone wrong.
It could be the case except that peanut butter isn't very popular here.
Hence the mauled penis...
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RE: Pitbulls maul Detroit child to death.
August 22, 2019 at 5:03 pm
(August 22, 2019 at 3:16 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I wonder if he thought he could get a BJ from a boxer...
Heh, atheist here, already hellboundhound.
This is a dog thread, get it right.
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