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Dark Humour
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RE: Dark Humour
January 1, 2020 at 8:26 am (This post was last modified: January 1, 2020 at 8:30 am by WinterHold.)
(January 1, 2020 at 7:12 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Okayyyyyyy....

You know, if you removed "the y" you get "Oka".
That is your new name: "Oka Sama"

Remove the "k a"; your name then is "Osama".
From now on your new name is Osama.
If you wanted to be a female Asian queen, flip the name: you get "Amaso".

Or "Ama-so".
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RE: Dark Humour
January 6, 2020 at 10:45 pm
(January 1, 2020 at 8:26 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(January 1, 2020 at 7:12 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Okayyyyyyy....

You know, if you removed "the y" you get "Oka".
That is your new name: "Oka Sama"

Remove the "k a"; your name then is "Osama".
From now on your new name is Osama.
If you wanted to be a female Asian queen, flip the name: you get "Amaso".

Or "Ama-so".

OK, how many pots have you smoken?
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RE: Dark Humour
January 6, 2020 at 11:18 pm
A cowboy rides along, and happens upon a scene where a guy is stripped naked, face down, staked out on the ground. He inquires as to what happened, and a muffled voice comes back, "Indians raided our place, kidnapped my children, and raped me and my wife. They took her away and left me staked out on this anthill." There is the sound of a heavy belt buckle hitting the ground, and then the cowboy says, "This just ain't your day."
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#14
RE: Dark Humour
February 27, 2020 at 9:16 am
Is this dark enough?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Dark Humour
February 27, 2020 at 9:30 am
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RE: Dark Humour
February 27, 2020 at 12:41 pm (This post was last modified: February 27, 2020 at 12:42 pm by Divinity.)
You know why Ronald Reagan is a great Republican? Because he's dead!

So Rush Limbaugh got cancer. Isn't that kind of like Bruce Springsteen getting a Boss?
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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RE: Dark Humour
February 27, 2020 at 2:50 pm
This is the man in charge of keeping America safe from the Corona Virus

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Dark Humour
February 27, 2020 at 4:26 pm
All of this eclipses me.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Dark Humour
February 27, 2020 at 4:47 pm (This post was last modified: February 27, 2020 at 4:48 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(February 27, 2020 at 2:50 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: This is the man in charge of keeping America safe from the Corona Virus

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Isn't he the same fuckwit who didn't want clean needles distributed to help stem a surge in HIV cases?

JUST the guy you want in charge of an infectious disease outbreak.

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RE: Dark Humour
February 28, 2020 at 8:02 pm
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Know God, Know fear.
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